"The Best Little Whorehouse in Atlantis," PG-13, SGA

[planetkiller]

Remember about thirty minutes ago, when I waxed poetically about sleep? Yeah, didn't happen. Typed up as I ate over the sink, because dishes are overrated. (Go answer my art house cinema questions! Now!)

Title: "The Best Little Whorehouse in Atlantis"
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Kavanagh/Lorne/Parrish,
Rating: PG-13 for cursing, kissing, and inuendo

Comments

[ria_kukalaka]

*giggles*

Such wonderful crack....

[planetkiller]

You know me, crack is what I'm good at.

That came out wrong...

[kimberlyfdr]

So cool to find a fellow North Carolinian who is an SGA fan :D And bless our state for our cracked-out laws. Some of my favorites to show how messed up our state is:

It's against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

[planetkiller]

North Carolina is a great state; a completely wacked out one, but great none-the-less.

I knew most of those, but I didn't know about the hotel or the singing-off-key thing. *looks around* Maybe I should stop singing in the car...

Thanks for the comment and for sharing the crazy. :)

[kimberlyfdr]

Are you from NC originally? I'm born and bred. (I could start singing our song..Tar Heel born, Tar Heel bred, and when I die I'm a Tar Heel dead;) Came from the NC coast and moved up here to go to UNC, but never quite left the area...or the college for that matter. Ahh, Carolina, how I love thee.

[planetkiller]

I was born in Egypt, but we've been here forever and a day.

Lol. People are crazy about their colleges. I've never totally understood it, but then I applied to both Duke and Carolina so I'm *special.* I rather love it here myself; even in the city, it's green and alive. And it's even better on the farms. *happy sigh* Now, I want to go back to Parmele...

[abysmal_seraph]

Oh my..........I do believe I loves this so much. It's so cute! *snuggles them all* The only thing that would make it better was if Shep really had a harem rather than a brothel. That must be illegal too. *nods sagely*

[planetkiller]

Hmm. *flips through big book of law* Harem, harem, harem... I'm sure it's in here somewhere...

I'm glad you liked it.

[psyko_kittie]

:giggles: Love it. :D

[planetkiller]

Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. :)