Slept under the stars (um, am counting the time we camped on a slope and in the morning I discovered I'd mostly slid out of the tent)
Seen a koala
Visited Melbourne
Watched a summer thunderstorm
Worn a pair of thongs
Been to Uluru (Ayer's Rock)
Visited Cape York
Held a snake - at the zoo in Singapore (heh, me too - although someone brought a Children's Python around to uni too I think)
Sang along with Khe San - only in my head
Drank VB
Visited Sydney
Have seen a shark - dived with blacktips at Barrier Reef (not deliberately)
Have used Aussie slang naturally in a conversation
Had an actual conversation with an indigenous Australian (aboriginal) - see girliejones discussion... although the listing of people to tick off on a checklist actually kinda amuses me. I'm kinda used to being a "token". I also need a plumber to complete my friend set.
Eaten hot chips from the bag at the beach
Walked/climbed over the Sydney Harbour Bridge
Used an outside dunny, and checked under the seat before sitting down
Seen Chloe in Young & Jackson's
Slept on an overnight train or bus - Europe and US only
Been to Sydney's Mardi Gras
Have gone bush-bashing
Taken a sickie
Been to see a game of Aussie Rules football (Dandenong High vs Lyndale Secondary - although now that I think of it I think I actually played a game at high school - there must have been very extenuating circumstances - I had no idea what was going on)
Have seen wild camels
Gone skinny dipping
Done a Tim Tam Slam
Ridden in a tram in Melbourne
Been at an ANZAC day Dawn Service
Watched a sunrise or sunset
Held a wombat - how about "Hit a wombat"?
Been on a roadtrip of 800km or more - I have no idea about distances - I thought Perth-Gerro might cover this, but googlemaps says that's only ~420, and then I thought Perth-Kalgoorlie but that's only 600, luckily Melb-Syd is ~850km (I think the WA trips seem longer cos its emptier?).
Seen the Great Australian Bight in person - from a plane?
Had a really bad sunburn - year 7 camp at Rotto
Visited an aboriginal community
Seen a redback spider
Have watched Paul Hogan - not in person
Seen Blue Poles in person - in the 'Ber and London too. There was also a cafe in Melbourne called this, and this.
Wandered barefoot in the bush/outback - well, barefoot around the tent area...
Eaten Vegemite
Thrown a boomerang
Seen the Kimberleys
Given a hitch-hiker a lift
Been to Perth
Have tried Lemon, Lime and Bitters - is this Australian?!
Tried playing a didgeridoo
Seen dinosaur footprints - thought I had at a museum, but maybe they were casts?
Eaten Tim Tams
Been to Darwin
Touched a kangaroo
Visted the Great Barrier Reef
Listened to Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Killed a Cane Toad
Gone to a drive-in theatre.
Have read and own books by Australian authors
Visited Adelaide
Know the story behind "Eternity" - isn't that a perfume?
Been camping
Visited Brisbane
Been in an outback pub
Know what the term "Waltzing Matilda" actually means
Gone whale watching
Listened to Slim Dusty - have heard Slim Dusty, but not deliberately listened?
Own five or more Australian movies or TV series
Sang along to Down Under
Have stopped specifically to look at an historic marker by the side of the road
Eaten a 4'n'20 pie - made our own meat pies the other week - they turned out great
Surfed at Bondi
Watched the cricket on Boxing Day
Visited Hobart
Eaten kangaroo - CIG made Thai Roo Salad on Friday
Seen a quokka
Visited Canberra
Visited rainforests
Used a Victa lawnmower
Travelled on a tram in Adelaide
Used a Hills hoist
Visited Kata Tjuta (the Olgas)
Used native Australian plants in cooking
Visited the snow
Chosen a side in Holden VS Ford
Visited the desert
Been water skiing - only got to the knee-boarding
Read The Phantom
Visited Parliament House
Gone spotlighting or pig-shooting
Crossed the Nullarbor - in a plane ;-)
Avoided swimming in areas because of crocodiles
Listened to AC/DC
Called someone a dag
Voted in a Federal Election
Have been swimming and stayed between the flags
Had a possum in your roof
Visited the outback
Travelled over corrugated roads - on fieldtrip last week
Hit a kangaroo while driving
Been well outside any mobile phone coverage - on fieldtrip last week
Seen an emu
Have woken to the smell of bushfires
Subscribed to RRR / RTR
Patted a pure-bred dingo
Seen the Oils live - seen the Cat Empire though! AND Silverchair!
EXTRAS
seen the Australian Ballet - how about Bangarra, Chunky Move, or the Sydney Dance Company?
many Australian written, produced and acted plays - a bit of Bell Shakespeare,
I frequent the outdoor cinema - Sidney Myer, Luna, Kings Park, the Pines, ...
enjoy foreign film - MIFF!
made a drunken idiot of one's self in a foreign country - totally, was only the US though ;-)
- told people who criticised anything about Australia to f*&k off back to their own country
- driven drunk
- driven blind drunk
- driven blind drunk more than once a week
- made a racist/sexist joke, remark or gesture, then told someone they have no sense of f&*king humour when they got offended
- called someone unaustralian because they said something you disagreed with - was de rigueur amongst my friends for a while there...