May 02, 2010 01:30
Courtesy Katie:
A bride on her wedding night tells her new husband "Listen, there's something I need to tell you - I've got a confession to make. I used to be a hooker..."
He says "Shh, that's okay. That's all in the past now... although I have to admit, it's a bit of a turn on. Tell me about it."
She replies "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan..."
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