Pickup lines.....
Hey,I'm writing a book on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
Sometimes I outsmart myself. In a moment of thoughtless...ummm, ok....flirting...I tossed that line out....and it worked like a plump juicy frog to a big ol' bass. Now I gotta figure out if I should keep her or toss her back. Then again, she did inspire me to say stupid shit like that so maybe I better hang onto this one. Start the clock. lol
Sometimes I outsmart myself. In a moment of thoughtless...ummm, ok....flirting...I tossed that line out....and it worked like a plump juicy frog to a big ol' bass. Now I gotta figure out if I should keep her or toss her back. Then again, she did inspire me to say stupid shit like that so maybe I better hang onto this one. Start the clock. lol