dear carlos,
you: carlos, you're so self-absorbed.
me: no i'm not.
you: yes you are. and if you keep on living the way you've been living, i mean the obscure promiscuity and not caring about anyone but your self you are going to end up a middle-aged man with no one but yourself.
me: then why do you hang out with me if i'm so self-absorbed?
you: because you make me feel better about myself.
me: well, that's fucked.
you: shut it.
me: well, it's obviously not that big a problem if i still have friends.
you: oh well, i didn't say that, these girls obviously don't mind it, if anything they like it.
me: then there it is, if it doesn't bother them then it shouldn't bother me.
you: (said something about yourself) what's wrong?
me: nothing.
you: you didn't listen to a single word i said did you? you were to busy about thinking about yourself.
me: well, what would you do if somebody told you that you were self-absorbed? i'm thinking about it, jeez.
you: you're so full of yourself carlos.
me: sometimes i think about the hindenburg in lakehurst, new jersey. it was the titanic of the sky. out of ninty-seven people; thirteen passengers, twenty-two crewmen, and one civilian member of the ground crew lost their lives, twelve escaped, and the rest suffered injuries to various degrees. a NASA scientist at Cape Canaveral has found proof that neither the hydrogen in the hull nor a bomb was to blame, instead it was the fabric of the Hindenburg's outer skin and a new protective coating.
you: ...
me: no i'm not.
you: yes you are. and if you keep on living the way you've been living, i mean the obscure promiscuity and not caring about anyone but your self you are going to end up a middle-aged man with no one but yourself.
me: then why do you hang out with me if i'm so self-absorbed?
you: because you make me feel better about myself.
me: well, that's fucked.
you: shut it.
me: well, it's obviously not that big a problem if i still have friends.
you: oh well, i didn't say that, these girls obviously don't mind it, if anything they like it.
me: then there it is, if it doesn't bother them then it shouldn't bother me.
you: (said something about yourself) what's wrong?
me: nothing.
you: you didn't listen to a single word i said did you? you were to busy about thinking about yourself.
me: well, what would you do if somebody told you that you were self-absorbed? i'm thinking about it, jeez.
you: you're so full of yourself carlos.
me: sometimes i think about the hindenburg in lakehurst, new jersey. it was the titanic of the sky. out of ninty-seven people; thirteen passengers, twenty-two crewmen, and one civilian member of the ground crew lost their lives, twelve escaped, and the rest suffered injuries to various degrees. a NASA scientist at Cape Canaveral has found proof that neither the hydrogen in the hull nor a bomb was to blame, instead it was the fabric of the Hindenburg's outer skin and a new protective coating.
you: ...