This is probably going to be the longest comment in the history of anything. Not to mention one of the latest. (one month exactly!) But that's okay 'cause I finally saw the movie. :D
- I WANNA SEE THE DARK KNIGHT RISING SO BAD. D8 I also saw a preview for a movie starring Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. It looks pretty worthless except for the glorious banter between those two. :D (it's like my favorite movies are leaking into the rest of the moviemaking world or something :O) - JUDE LAAAW. HOTSON. I WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE. - Why do people hate Mary? I loved Mary. D: She was such epic win. I mean, first of all, wedding scene d'aww (I'm such a sap, gah) and also SCARF and yeah. You're right about nothing fazing her, which was quite remarkable. (I mean, I could never keep that composed if Mycroft just strolled out in his birthday suit like that. She gets major props for surviving that.) And then when Holmes told Moriarty that he will find a bunch of his things taken... and then it was MARY, OMG. "Now for page three..." 8DDD She is so awesome. Watson/Mary forever and ever. <3 - NEED I EVEN MENTION THE SHETLAND PONY? NEED I MENTION IT? 8D - Watson wrestling with a half-naked Holmes in the train car? Oh no, nothing even vaguely gay about that. Also nothing suggestive about Holmes holding Watson's head between his knees. Yeah. Yeah okay. - "What are we doing?" "We are waiting. I am smoking." - Holmes/Moriarty chess game was epic win. Along with the mental battle. I was freaking out, it was SO COOL. - "He would have wanted us to go." "He would have wanted to come with us!" YES. STALKER HOLMES STRIKES AGAIN. - THE ENDING. The oxygen device was completely unexpected; I was just grinning and grinning... and then the CAMOUFLAGE, I JUST DIED. HYSTERIC FLAILING. - THE END? <3 <3 <3
As soon as the movie was over, the FIRST THING my moviegoing companion said to me was, "Holmes totally has a man-crush on Watson." So true. ^^ Holmes is super needy and clingy and yeah. Still, I have to ship Watson/Mary because it's just so win... agh! It's so hard. :/ Better than the first one I think. *nods*
Okay. I'm done now. :D (wow, this is pretty impressive for a comment... ^^)
IKR? EVEN IF IT'S MORE EXPLOSIONS AND EVERYONE DYING EVERYWHERE JUST LIKE THE DARK KNIGHT, I STILL WANT TO SEE IT. NO REGRETS. Oh yeah, I've seen the preview for that too and it just looks...horrible. Ngl that's one of the stereotype romantic tropes I hate the most is two guys fighting over a girl. I just. And in this movie it's all like ahahaha look she has two boyfriends and now they're COMPETING isn't that funny except that THEY DON'T SEEM TO GIVE A REASON for her having two boyfriends SHE JUST DOES, APPARENTLY, BASICALLY TO ADVANCE THE PURPOSES OF THE PLOT WHICH IS THEM FIGHTING OVER HER. I will only watch this movie if it ends with her laughing in both their faces and them having manly man angst and banter with each other. /end ridiculous amount of judging based on a trailer.
I don't know why people hate Mary, and it bugs me that they would. I just think she's pretty awesome.
Yeah no not at all. Like I said, def some secondhand embarrassment but whatever.
Did your theater do the collective gasp thing too? Like, the moment Watson opened the box, the entire theater went "waaaahhh" as like, everyone realized at the same time. It was pretty awesome.
SOOOO much better than the first one.
Lol your moviegoing companion earns an A+ for things that are accurate, because really. Really. It's totally like what we were talking about before, because Watson has a different relationship with Holmes than with Mary but they're both important, but in different ways. I think Watson loves Mary, but he also definitely loves Holmes too. AND I'M JUST. BASICALLY. REALLY CONFLICTED. CAUSE I SHIP BOTH. SO THERE.
- I WANNA SEE THE DARK KNIGHT RISING SO BAD. D8 I also saw a preview for a movie starring Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. It looks pretty worthless except for the glorious banter between those two. :D (it's like my favorite movies are leaking into the rest of the moviemaking world or something :O)
- JUDE LAAAW. HOTSON. I WANT TO KISS YOUR FACE.
- Why do people hate Mary? I loved Mary. D: She was such epic win. I mean, first of all, wedding scene d'aww (I'm such a sap, gah) and also SCARF and yeah. You're right about nothing fazing her, which was quite remarkable. (I mean, I could never keep that composed if Mycroft just strolled out in his birthday suit like that. She gets major props for surviving that.) And then when Holmes told Moriarty that he will find a bunch of his things taken... and then it was MARY, OMG. "Now for page three..." 8DDD She is so awesome. Watson/Mary forever and ever. <3
- NEED I EVEN MENTION THE SHETLAND PONY? NEED I MENTION IT? 8D
- Watson wrestling with a half-naked Holmes in the train car? Oh no, nothing even vaguely gay about that. Also nothing suggestive about Holmes holding Watson's head between his knees. Yeah. Yeah okay.
- "What are we doing?" "We are waiting. I am smoking."
- Holmes/Moriarty chess game was epic win. Along with the mental battle. I was freaking out, it was SO COOL.
- "He would have wanted us to go." "He would have wanted to come with us!" YES. STALKER HOLMES STRIKES AGAIN.
- THE ENDING. The oxygen device was completely unexpected; I was just grinning and grinning... and then the CAMOUFLAGE, I JUST DIED. HYSTERIC FLAILING.
- THE END? <3 <3 <3
As soon as the movie was over, the FIRST THING my moviegoing companion said to me was, "Holmes totally has a man-crush on Watson." So true. ^^ Holmes is super needy and clingy and yeah. Still, I have to ship Watson/Mary because it's just so win... agh! It's so hard. :/
Better than the first one I think. *nods*
Okay. I'm done now. :D (wow, this is pretty impressive for a comment... ^^)
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I don't know why people hate Mary, and it bugs me that they would. I just think she's pretty awesome.
Yeah no not at all. Like I said, def some secondhand embarrassment but whatever.
Did your theater do the collective gasp thing too? Like, the moment Watson opened the box, the entire theater went "waaaahhh" as like, everyone realized at the same time. It was pretty awesome.
SOOOO much better than the first one.
Lol your moviegoing companion earns an A+ for things that are accurate, because really. Really. It's totally like what we were talking about before, because Watson has a different relationship with Holmes than with Mary but they're both important, but in different ways. I think Watson loves Mary, but he also definitely loves Holmes too. AND I'M JUST. BASICALLY. REALLY CONFLICTED. CAUSE I SHIP BOTH. SO THERE.
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