1-Sentence Anecdotes
Because I'm too lazy to write up all the stuff that's happened to me on the first week of vacation. Spamming people's e-mails, now that's a different story. ;)
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How, how, did you forget about the hole in the hull?
Guys, I thought of another prospective name for the new boat: Titanic II.
I love fireworks.
What, you mean those spooky noises outside the tent weren't you?
That really looks a lot like a dead body.
Why is that dog following us--whose dog is that?
The best Asian food I have ever encountered was sold at a farmer's market in northern Maine by a little old Vietnamese lady.
If someone has eaten my ginger chicken, they will be eviscerated.
Seeing a Shakespearean play performed the traditional way (with men in all key roles) is one of the most confusing things ever; my head still hurts from the mixed messages.
I've never seen porpoises that close to land before; too bad they didn't swim alongside the boat like in the movies.
I don't understand this sudden abundance of dead crab, I really don't.
Something about summer induces me to read mysteries.
Funny, I was certain I was going to be massacred by my family my first time playing poker, guess those five rounds I won proved them wrong.