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[plainclothesman]

So I've been at camp for the past 9 days or so. Almost all the people from last year were there this year. I stayed with Shahein, his mom, and three sisters this year instead of Andrew and his family. It was weird with Andrew not there at first but it ended up being fine. It was actually a good break away from him. The whole week we played Euchre SOOOO much. It's a sweet card game. There was a lot of walking around and i got a HUGE farmer's tan. We ate at Freddie's Freeze a lot and The Parlour a few times. they had a 3 on 3 basketball tournament one day and my friend Justin's team won. It was sweet. That same day was the blow up games thing. there was a dunk tank and i dunked my old youth pastor, it was fun. cause i actually missed all three times i threw the ball, so i started to walk away kinda disappointed and i spun around and pushed the button. It was soooo funny. He wasn't expecting it at all. It was priceless. we went fishing one day and i caught two blue gill and shahein caught a bass. we didn't get many. One night we had the Milk Gallon Challenge. It is now a tradition for camp. We had about 11 people do it this year. Just in case someone reads this that doesn't know what the Milk Gallon Challenge is, it's where you try and finish a whole gallon of milk in an hour without puking. Sounds easy right? WRONG!!! The milk curdles in your stomach from the acid and it makes you spew. so this year was the first year anyone actually won the contest. Justin finished his gallon in time but he puked before the hour was over. The funny thing about him though was that he didn't go to the bathroom before he started drinking and when he puked he relaxed too much and peed his pants. it was hilarious. Matt drank almost the whole thing...he puked 5 times. Mozhdeh drank a lot but she puked like 7 times. Katie puked a lot too. So did Chad. SHAHEIN!!! That kid is a fucking maniac. He drank his whole gallon in an hour without puking. about 2 seconds after the hour was done it came out. So he was the first winner ever known to Somerset Beach Campground. BUT, it doesn't end there. Then he takes Bethanies half full gallon and chugs it down. again, he spews. then takes stacies half full gallon and chugs that down. that puke flow lasted for almost 5 straight seconds. Shahein is a fucking machine, it was the greatest thing i've ever seen. Than the next morning i wake up and i feel horrible. I have a headache and a fever and i just go back to sleep till 1:20. I wake up and take an excedrin migraine in hopes to feel better. After a few hours i feel just fine and we go get food. the next day was the last full day and a few people have already left. this is the day that Dan's friend Jeremy comes up. He comes driving into the campground in the sweetest Eagle Talon TSI i've ever seen. It's a five speed blue manual all wheel drive talon with a racing clutch and a new muffler set up. it tops out at about 135. it was a sweet car. anyways, that night we go to the cascades but it is about to close so we go and play on the playground and a cop rolls by so we book it because it's illegal to play at parks after dark. Then we go to Meijers and i buy a 32 oz Strawberry milk. It was good. Then we split up and some of us go to Taco Bell and some to Wendy's and we meet back in the Meijer parking lot with our food. We then proceed to lay down a blanket and have a picnic in the parking lot. then 4 guys that work there come up to us and ask us what we're doing. we told them we were having a picnic. They just laughed and told us that as long as we didn't cause trouble they didn't care. So we finish eating and this pussy little neon asks Jeremy (the kid with the fast ass Talon) to race. When Jeremy accepts the little pansy ass backs off and says no thanks. So me and all our friends just start cracking up and then we get a smart idea. We decide to collect all the carts that are just in the parking lot and put them in the holders. It was hilarious. We cleaned the whole parking lot up. It was great. then we went searching for the Lays factory, but we couldn't find it. So we went back to the campground and made a fire. Then i went back to the campsite and in the tent and went to go to sleep at about 1:30. i didn't get to bed until 5:30 because me a Geila (shahein's older sister) talked about how paranoid we were and we told scary true stories about ghosts and killing and such. then i wake up and pack. Then my mom and grandma come and picked me up and they had a lunch packed for us. It was sandwiches, granola bars, bananas, cucumbers, and water. it was good. They are the cutest people ever. Then we're driving in the worst storm i've ever driven in. I thought i was going to die. We did just fine and we get home. Come to find out my parents went out and bought a new cat while i was gone. His name is Ash. he's gray and has white paws and white tufts of hair under his chin and between his front legs. He's the cutest. he's a little rambunctious at times, but when he calms down and you can pet him he purrs louder than any cat i've ever heard. it is wonderful. Then i went to Marks and did absolutely nothing. it was still an ok time though. Today though...that's another story...it blew. Nothing happened. i sat at home. it sucked...whatever. I'm done with this cause i don't want to type any more and Briana is getting anxious.

Oh and for anyone who talks to me on AIM...the lips that are my icon belong to Briana. Those lips are sooo hot!!!