The Real Dean Winchester
This is the best Supernatural story I ever wrote but for a long time I was afraid to post it because it's written in first person and I woried that people would think it's a Mary Sue fic but it's not. For a while I thought I would post it on some other fanfic site because I was shy about it but now I feel better. I really hope you all like it because I worked on it really hard.
This is a story about when I met the real Dean Winchester. It might be true or it might not be, I'll leave it to you to figure out.
I was driving through a state that wasn't Kansas but was a lot like it when my car suddenly broke down. Usually I could fix it myself but not this time so I pulled out my iPhone 4 and called triple A.
About four minutes later a toe truck came and the toe guy got out. At this point there was no one on the road except us. The first thought I had when I saw the guy was "Holy Shit, that guy looks just like Jensen Ackles except he has a beard (the guy did, not Jensen Ackles). Then he said, "Hi, I'm Dean." and I thought someone had to be playing a trick but like I said there was no one else around so I just stared at him.
Dean hooked up my truck and said "Do you want to ride in your truck or the toe truck?" and at that point I knew I had to get to the bottom of this so I said the toe truck. He though that was okay so I got into the passengers side and he got into the drivers side and started his truck and we drove away, toeing my car behind us. When we were about five miles down the road I knew it was time to start my investigation.
I got really casual and asked, "Did you ever hear of Supernatural? And he was all "No." but he had this weird look on his face so I knew I was on the right track. Then I asked, "Do you like to hunt?" and he said, "Yes." and I said "What do you hunt?" and he said "Ducks." and I asked if I could see his duck gun but he said it wasn't in the car. I thought about it then I had a really great idea and I said:
Do a duck call.
But he couldn't do it and he said "That was pretty smart, but I'm not going to answer any more questions except one, so choose carefully.". I thought about it for eight minutes then I finally asked,
"Is Sam real?"
And he said, "No, that's just for the show." and that's when I knew I had met the real Dean Winchester.
THE END
Chapter 2: Wrong Number
I was at home and I was feeling pretty excited slash scared because earlier a few days ago I had met the real Dean Winchester. I was glad he was real but I didn't know if that meant ghosts and zombies were real too so I decided to call my best friend Arby to talk it out. It was Wednesday so I figured he'd just be playing Halo or something so it would be okay if I called.
I dialed in the number to the phone very carefully trying to be sure that I didn't press any wrong numbers. Sure enough, after the numbers were all dialed the phone started to ring and then a voice answered and said, "Hello?" but it wasn't Arby's voice. I freaked out and yelled;
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO ARBY!?!"
The voice was quiet for a full minute then it said, "This is Castiel."
I thought "NO WAY!!!" but then he said "Way." and I knew he was reading my mind. I got so embarrassed for yelling that I almost hung on the phone but eventually I decided to stay on the line. "How can you be on the phone?" I asked the angel.
"I have hacked the phone." said the angel and I looked outside and for the first time I noticed the hacking jack at the top of the wooden telephone pole.
"Okay," I said. "So why did you call me?"
He explained that he wanted to make sure that I didn't tell anyone about meeting the real Dean because then some bad people or fangirls might go after him. I said shit! I already put it on the Internet.
He said that was okay as long as I didn't put any proof or photographic evidence so people wouldn't know it was truth. I said okay and I hung up and burnt all the pictures I had of the real Dean and his business card that he'd given me.
Later, I felt pretty good because now I knew there were real angels!
THE END
PART 3: DEMON ATTACK
For a few years I hadn't heard anymore from Dean or Castiel so I thought it was all over. Then the doorbell rang without warning so I ran to answer it.
I opened the door and a guy who looked like Jared Padalecki was there. I remembered Dean telling me there wasn't a real Sam so I knew there were only two possibilities for who this guy was. 1) He was someone pretending to be Sam 2) He was Jared Padalecki. It never occurred to me that it might be Jared Padalecki pretending to be Sam, but it didn't matter because that turned out not to be the case.
"What's your name?" I asked and he said "Jared" so I felt pretty relieved but then I got suspicious so I said "Jared what?" and he said "I don't know."
I freaked out and started running and then he started running after me. I knew I had a head start but the demon (I had guessed that it was a demon), was taller than me and I thought he might catch up soon.
I decided to play it tricky so I dodged down an alley and ran to a really secret place only I knew about. I though the demon would probably find me but I had some free time so I got some chalk and drew a devil's trap on the floor. When the demon showed up he was really out of breath from running so I stood on one side of the trap and said, "Do you want some water?" holding up a glass of water. He said yes and he wasn't paying attention so he stepped into the Devil's Trap!
He was pretty mad that I'd tricked him but there was nothing he could do. I said goodbye and left and he stayed trapped in the devil's trap.
Sometimes I go back there to make sure he's still trapped and he always is.
THE END
Part Four: The Real Sam Winchester
Things were going pretty bad. For the last few months Arby hadn't been wanting to talk to me because I'd been acting pretty aloof but that was just because I'd been sneaking away to check on the demon I'd trapped and to make sure he hadn't flown away or smoked out it's meatsuit's mouth or anything. Anyway, Arby was all pissed and Castiel hadn't called me again so I was pretty lonely. That's why when Dean called me up and invited me to have some burgers with him I immediately said, "Yes!"
I went to the burger place and looked around for Dean. It took me a while to spot him because he'd shaved off the beard thing he'd had the last time I saw him. Now he looked just like Dean from the show.
I sat down at the table and said hi and he just stared at me in between taking bites of his burger. Later, he asked me, "Are you ready?" and I said, "Ready for what?"
Dean just laughed and pointed at the shake machine. I turned and looked at it and at that moment a soda jerker pulled the chocolate milkshake lever but instead of milkshake a ghost came out!
"Holy shit, Dean," is what I said. "Do something!" But Dean just kept eating hamburger and staring at me. I decided that the situation was in my hands so I leapt across the table and fumbled on Dean until I found his gun. I pulled Dean's gun out of his pocket and shot a salt round right into the ghost, which made it disappear. Then, I fired a live round into the shake machine and made it explode in fire, burning up the ghost bones that I'd deducted were inside.
At that time, the only other person in the restaurant was Dean because everyone else had run away scared.
"Okay," said Dean. "That was a test and guess what?"
"I passed the test?" I asked.
Dean was awestruck. He asked,"How did you guess?"
"Never mind that," I said. "What do I win?"
"Well," said Dean. "Remember how I said there wasn't a real Sam?"
I remembered.
Dean said, "I was thinking about it and I really need a Sam because he's my other half and shit."
"Dude," I said. "I write that on the show forums all the time."
"Okay," said Dean. "So I guess the question is, will you be my Sam?"
I was immediately suspicious. I asked, "What's the catch?"
"You have to do Wincest," he said.
I didn't hesitate to sign the contract Castiel brought down from heaven and now I'm the real Sam Winchester.
THE END
This is a story about when I met the real Dean Winchester. It might be true or it might not be, I'll leave it to you to figure out.
I was driving through a state that wasn't Kansas but was a lot like it when my car suddenly broke down. Usually I could fix it myself but not this time so I pulled out my iPhone 4 and called triple A.
About four minutes later a toe truck came and the toe guy got out. At this point there was no one on the road except us. The first thought I had when I saw the guy was "Holy Shit, that guy looks just like Jensen Ackles except he has a beard (the guy did, not Jensen Ackles). Then he said, "Hi, I'm Dean." and I thought someone had to be playing a trick but like I said there was no one else around so I just stared at him.
Dean hooked up my truck and said "Do you want to ride in your truck or the toe truck?" and at that point I knew I had to get to the bottom of this so I said the toe truck. He though that was okay so I got into the passengers side and he got into the drivers side and started his truck and we drove away, toeing my car behind us. When we were about five miles down the road I knew it was time to start my investigation.
I got really casual and asked, "Did you ever hear of Supernatural? And he was all "No." but he had this weird look on his face so I knew I was on the right track. Then I asked, "Do you like to hunt?" and he said, "Yes." and I said "What do you hunt?" and he said "Ducks." and I asked if I could see his duck gun but he said it wasn't in the car. I thought about it then I had a really great idea and I said:
Do a duck call.
But he couldn't do it and he said "That was pretty smart, but I'm not going to answer any more questions except one, so choose carefully.". I thought about it for eight minutes then I finally asked,
"Is Sam real?"
And he said, "No, that's just for the show." and that's when I knew I had met the real Dean Winchester.
THE END
Chapter 2: Wrong Number
I was at home and I was feeling pretty excited slash scared because earlier a few days ago I had met the real Dean Winchester. I was glad he was real but I didn't know if that meant ghosts and zombies were real too so I decided to call my best friend Arby to talk it out. It was Wednesday so I figured he'd just be playing Halo or something so it would be okay if I called.
I dialed in the number to the phone very carefully trying to be sure that I didn't press any wrong numbers. Sure enough, after the numbers were all dialed the phone started to ring and then a voice answered and said, "Hello?" but it wasn't Arby's voice. I freaked out and yelled;
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO ARBY!?!"
The voice was quiet for a full minute then it said, "This is Castiel."
I thought "NO WAY!!!" but then he said "Way." and I knew he was reading my mind. I got so embarrassed for yelling that I almost hung on the phone but eventually I decided to stay on the line. "How can you be on the phone?" I asked the angel.
"I have hacked the phone." said the angel and I looked outside and for the first time I noticed the hacking jack at the top of the wooden telephone pole.
"Okay," I said. "So why did you call me?"
He explained that he wanted to make sure that I didn't tell anyone about meeting the real Dean because then some bad people or fangirls might go after him. I said shit! I already put it on the Internet.
He said that was okay as long as I didn't put any proof or photographic evidence so people wouldn't know it was truth. I said okay and I hung up and burnt all the pictures I had of the real Dean and his business card that he'd given me.
Later, I felt pretty good because now I knew there were real angels!
THE END
PART 3: DEMON ATTACK
For a few years I hadn't heard anymore from Dean or Castiel so I thought it was all over. Then the doorbell rang without warning so I ran to answer it.
I opened the door and a guy who looked like Jared Padalecki was there. I remembered Dean telling me there wasn't a real Sam so I knew there were only two possibilities for who this guy was. 1) He was someone pretending to be Sam 2) He was Jared Padalecki. It never occurred to me that it might be Jared Padalecki pretending to be Sam, but it didn't matter because that turned out not to be the case.
"What's your name?" I asked and he said "Jared" so I felt pretty relieved but then I got suspicious so I said "Jared what?" and he said "I don't know."
I freaked out and started running and then he started running after me. I knew I had a head start but the demon (I had guessed that it was a demon), was taller than me and I thought he might catch up soon.
I decided to play it tricky so I dodged down an alley and ran to a really secret place only I knew about. I though the demon would probably find me but I had some free time so I got some chalk and drew a devil's trap on the floor. When the demon showed up he was really out of breath from running so I stood on one side of the trap and said, "Do you want some water?" holding up a glass of water. He said yes and he wasn't paying attention so he stepped into the Devil's Trap!
He was pretty mad that I'd tricked him but there was nothing he could do. I said goodbye and left and he stayed trapped in the devil's trap.
Sometimes I go back there to make sure he's still trapped and he always is.
THE END
Part Four: The Real Sam Winchester
Things were going pretty bad. For the last few months Arby hadn't been wanting to talk to me because I'd been acting pretty aloof but that was just because I'd been sneaking away to check on the demon I'd trapped and to make sure he hadn't flown away or smoked out it's meatsuit's mouth or anything. Anyway, Arby was all pissed and Castiel hadn't called me again so I was pretty lonely. That's why when Dean called me up and invited me to have some burgers with him I immediately said, "Yes!"
I went to the burger place and looked around for Dean. It took me a while to spot him because he'd shaved off the beard thing he'd had the last time I saw him. Now he looked just like Dean from the show.
I sat down at the table and said hi and he just stared at me in between taking bites of his burger. Later, he asked me, "Are you ready?" and I said, "Ready for what?"
Dean just laughed and pointed at the shake machine. I turned and looked at it and at that moment a soda jerker pulled the chocolate milkshake lever but instead of milkshake a ghost came out!
"Holy shit, Dean," is what I said. "Do something!" But Dean just kept eating hamburger and staring at me. I decided that the situation was in my hands so I leapt across the table and fumbled on Dean until I found his gun. I pulled Dean's gun out of his pocket and shot a salt round right into the ghost, which made it disappear. Then, I fired a live round into the shake machine and made it explode in fire, burning up the ghost bones that I'd deducted were inside.
At that time, the only other person in the restaurant was Dean because everyone else had run away scared.
"Okay," said Dean. "That was a test and guess what?"
"I passed the test?" I asked.
Dean was awestruck. He asked,"How did you guess?"
"Never mind that," I said. "What do I win?"
"Well," said Dean. "Remember how I said there wasn't a real Sam?"
I remembered.
Dean said, "I was thinking about it and I really need a Sam because he's my other half and shit."
"Dude," I said. "I write that on the show forums all the time."
"Okay," said Dean. "So I guess the question is, will you be my Sam?"
I was immediately suspicious. I asked, "What's the catch?"
"You have to do Wincest," he said.
I didn't hesitate to sign the contract Castiel brought down from heaven and now I'm the real Sam Winchester.
THE END