Wallow in Self Pity with You Pal plainapple!

[plainapple]

Because whatever dlasta wants dlasta gets, here it is - plainapple’s sad songs playlist. This shouldn’t be comprehensive or as any kind of “top” sad songs list or as a recommendation that anyone, dlasta included, purchase, download, or listen to these songs.  Not to say that you couldn’t, were you so inclined, but I refuse to take any blame for it

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[plainapple]

That's what I'm saying! Every day across this great nation people try to reenact the scene in the strip club where Eddie Murphy tells Judge Reinhold that it's okay if his dick gets hard only to hav their fun ruined by an inability to get their hands on Nasty Girl. I knew you'd understand.

Portishead? Is that one of them newfangled bands the kids listen to?

[plainapple]

Shawn feels the same way. He tells himself it's the boobies, not the fact that if he was Judge that would make Gus Eddie and Lassie John Ashton and they'd all three of them be sitting around a table talking about their dicks. Well, Lassie more listening than talking, but still.

Will sneak a listen to PH in a couple minutes here ;)

[plainapple]

Not to say that he might not wind up on a pole at some point in the evening. Totally unintentionally, of course. He can't help who he dances for/grinds during a vision.

[plainapple]

Possible. I could certainly see that fic fitting right into a Psych episode (by which I mean slash fic). If we're going to really be honest about it though we'd need to admit that Shawn would be Eddie and Gus would be Judge.

Moar grindy grindiness = zero objections.

[plainapple]

No, no, no Crystal, that's all wrong. Look, watch me... You've got to thrust THEN grind, thrust then grind, work up a rhythm. See how wide his pupils are now? That's how you can tell he likes it.

[plainapple]

Shawn worked as a pageant coach for two weeks in the late 90's. Those girls at the club could learn a lot about grace of movement from him.

[plainapple]

Heh. Now I want established!Lassie going through Shawn's drawers for some reason and finding a stack of business cards for Shawn's old ventures before he decided on Psychic detective. Erotic Choreographer/ Lap Dance Coach is definitely in there.