Second Shawn to the Right

[plainapple]

Second Shawn to the Right 
Author: plainapple
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Wordcount: 333
Warning:  AU
Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I make no claims to the copyright ownership of Psych or to its characters.
Summary: Shawn has something to prove.
Author's Note: A comment!fic explorationof an AU concept by dlasta and  rispacooper.  More can be found

Comments

[dlasta]

Every time I read that I giggle helplessly.
:)

Today, you are the Queen of the internets.
*nods*

[plainapple]

Hooray! I decree there shall be net nutrality!

And smut!

[dlasta]

So nice to see you taking your power seriously.:)

[plainapple]

I'm taking it very seriously. I'm wearing my tiara all day today and wacking anyone who abuses my kingdom (foxnews.com, for example); over the head with my scepter.

[dlasta]

You're wearing your 'serious' tiara?

[plainapple]

I only wear my tiara when I'm serious. Or if it's my birthday. Or if I feel like playing pretty pretty princess.

But mostly only if I'm serious about getting my way. The tiara is a symbol of authority, you know.

[dlasta]

Well, obvs. That's why Barbies have them.

[plainapple]

Barbie is so the queen of her own universe. Do you think if Ken had any say in things they'd be living in a hot pink house?

[dlasta]

Maybe Ken is not the secretly gay bf but a submissive sex slave who just doesn't get a say in how he dresses or what the house looks like?

[plainapple]

Ooh! humiliation!Ken!!!

"But, Mistress Barbie, patients will see me in this. My coleauges... this is my career!"

"You'll wear the hot pink scrubs, Dr. Ken, and you'll smile the whole damn time you do, understand?"

"Yes Mistress Barbie."

[plainapple]

All this time all Ken wanted was to wear plaid shirts, beat up jeans, and a truckers hat; but when you're married to the worlds most powerful woman (I mean, she's a princess AND an astronaut), you have to pay the price.

Last night I read that crack fic you and S.CC.nut wrote for the first time (found it through Moogie's rec post: http://the-moogie.livejournal.com/394382.html ). I think I liked the part with the leather pants in Shawn's size the best, but I can't be sure. It was all so dazzling I don't think I'll be able to think straight for days.

The song lyrics! So win.

[plainapple]

It almost made me want to hop onto fanfic.net and seek some of the real stuff out. Almost, but not quite.

[plainapple]

I liked the asides. (OMG U GUYS, HOMOPHOBEUH IZ SRRSLY BAD)!