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LiveJournalingDeviceOfEvil:
I know that we are broken up and I must tell you that I have begun to get over you. Most days, I must actually remind myself to check up on you to see how everyone is doing. Thankfully since my departure, updates have been sparse. This only proves that I am the hub of the internet and people rely on me for excitement and leadership.
So, the only reason I'm coming back for this brief update is because I felt obligated to chronicle the amazingess that is Miss Gayle Shier. Gayle is amazing for numerous reasons. The exact number is so vast, I don't think a simple (yet amazingly handsome) person such as myself could actually calculate it. Still, I feel that I need to at least list some of the reasons so that everyone that doesn't realize that Gayle is the most amazing member of the female gender (this side of Hollywood) can fully appreciate the magnitude of her greatness.
So, um, yeah. That was a lot of work right there. After using amazing and awesome I pretty much ran out of ways to describe Gayle. I guess I could right click and bring up the thesaurus (which is such a funny word. I wonder what kind of dinosaur a Thesaurus would be?) but I'll probably save that for the closing paragraph. Maybe.
So, um. Fuck. Is Gayle really that amazing? Hmm. YES! She got her license the other day! You don't even know how much agony that this simple action is going to free me from. Gayle is one of the few friends I have whom I am still forced to cart around. But then she went out of her way, totally aced her driving test, and became the best driver I know. Seriously, most of the time when I ride around in the car with newer driver I am scared to death. I spend half the time clutching the door and using my imaginary brake pedal to bring the car to a stop at an appropriate time. Not with Gayle! She was nearly perfect, especially for someone still wet behind the ear. I was truly amazed.
And then there's the other thing! That afghan she decided to make for me. Has anyone ever found it in their heart to randomly make things for me before? Not even Keef with his kind heart and Jedi crafting skills builds me presents. But Gayle, for no other reason than human kindness managed to make an amazing present. Something I'll totally cherish for ever.
Also, she does some other things. Like letting me win in putt putt even though it's clear that with her advanced knowledge of physics she could have kicked my ass. She also finds incredible shortcuts to pancake places by going the long way. And um....her hair isn't oily. She's great at internet stalking, she can make good eggs, and she hardly ever whines.
So, to wrap things up, I don't really like Gayle that much but she pays me to say nice things and also puts out.
The End.
I know that we are broken up and I must tell you that I have begun to get over you. Most days, I must actually remind myself to check up on you to see how everyone is doing. Thankfully since my departure, updates have been sparse. This only proves that I am the hub of the internet and people rely on me for excitement and leadership.
So, the only reason I'm coming back for this brief update is because I felt obligated to chronicle the amazingess that is Miss Gayle Shier. Gayle is amazing for numerous reasons. The exact number is so vast, I don't think a simple (yet amazingly handsome) person such as myself could actually calculate it. Still, I feel that I need to at least list some of the reasons so that everyone that doesn't realize that Gayle is the most amazing member of the female gender (this side of Hollywood) can fully appreciate the magnitude of her greatness.
So, um, yeah. That was a lot of work right there. After using amazing and awesome I pretty much ran out of ways to describe Gayle. I guess I could right click and bring up the thesaurus (which is such a funny word. I wonder what kind of dinosaur a Thesaurus would be?) but I'll probably save that for the closing paragraph. Maybe.
So, um. Fuck. Is Gayle really that amazing? Hmm. YES! She got her license the other day! You don't even know how much agony that this simple action is going to free me from. Gayle is one of the few friends I have whom I am still forced to cart around. But then she went out of her way, totally aced her driving test, and became the best driver I know. Seriously, most of the time when I ride around in the car with newer driver I am scared to death. I spend half the time clutching the door and using my imaginary brake pedal to bring the car to a stop at an appropriate time. Not with Gayle! She was nearly perfect, especially for someone still wet behind the ear. I was truly amazed.
And then there's the other thing! That afghan she decided to make for me. Has anyone ever found it in their heart to randomly make things for me before? Not even Keef with his kind heart and Jedi crafting skills builds me presents. But Gayle, for no other reason than human kindness managed to make an amazing present. Something I'll totally cherish for ever.
Also, she does some other things. Like letting me win in putt putt even though it's clear that with her advanced knowledge of physics she could have kicked my ass. She also finds incredible shortcuts to pancake places by going the long way. And um....her hair isn't oily. She's great at internet stalking, she can make good eggs, and she hardly ever whines.
So, to wrap things up, I don't really like Gayle that much but she pays me to say nice things and also puts out.
The End.