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[plaidskirtsrule]

So, Kyle is practically begging me to update my journal and use the story of me inadvertently creating Alias three years after it debuted on the air as an allegory for shitty friends. But I'm not going to do that because it probably wouldn't make any sense. Instead, I will give out this bit of whimsical information. It is nearly impossible to think

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[cmldoc2b]

I'm gonna have to see Saved now. I wasn't going to, but since it's actually good, I guess I will.
American Beauty was weird and somewhat stupid.
Ha, what about my party, asshole! Camels make for some interesting times.

[petrockthief]

camel lights.

[cmldoc2b]

Smoking is bad for you.

[plaidskirtsrule]

Not if you're a vampire.

[cmldoc2b]

Which you aren't

[venal]

WHAT ABOUT DAYTIME VAMPIRES?

[plaidskirtsrule]

THE ONLY SMOKE COMING FROM A DAYTIME VAMPIRE WOULD BE THE LAYERS OF SMOKE COMING FROM HIS BODY BEFORE HE BURSTS INTO FLAMES AS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DAYTIME VAMPIRE!!!!

[petrockthief]

you should put needles in your eyes

[cmldoc2b]

Why, exactly?

[petrockthief]

why not?

[plaidskirtsrule]

A) You never officially invited me.
B) I probably have to work.
C) Stachels > Everything.