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[plaidskirtsrule]

So, I'm tired but I'm afraid to go to bed this early. Yesterday I went to bed at 11 but woke up around 2 and couldn't sleep again 'till 5. So now I shall weave the tale of yesterday's trip to Cedar Point. Not that anyone will leave comments anyway. Assholes

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[gtv42]

Many thanks for the special consideration. If you ever have any questions about my posts, feel free to ask for clarity. I've also got glossy 8x10s if you send a SASE.

I really dislike Six Flags, our "theme park" (providing "crappy" can be a theme). It gives me a taste of what a good roller coaster experience can feel like, but then it just lets me down. Monster Plantation is the greatest gondola-based attraction ever, though, so that's a bit of a redeeming quality.

[chamberk]

Monster Plantation is amazing. Also, I really like the Cyclone, and the Batman ride is pretty fun I think. It's been years since I've been to Six Flags, and the old man in the ads scares me away.

[gtv42]

Yes. I really like Batman and the Scream Machine and the Cyclone...I actually had forgotten about the Cyclone...but it's really the filth that I remember coating the park and the long, hot, bloated lines and the technical problems that always seem to crop up that take so much away. It has been a while, though, and I hear they're under new management. I don't know if this is the case also in Ohio, of course. It's just the universal grimy feeling that is associated with Six Flags that gets to me.

The old man is excellent. You simply don't understand the genius that is that ad campaign.

[penguinavenger]

every time i see that commercial i think of amity, b/c she once acted out the dance he does for me before i ever saw it. amity is special. the music isnt bad either...

[gtv42]

It's by the Vengaboys. "We Like to Party."

99 cents on iTunes. ;)

[penguinavenger]

dude gregg... youre like a machine... of knowledge... i'm way impressed you know that, and i dont know why.