My Favorite Slogans
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If you aren't offended by Zombies, poop, or crass phrases involving sexual organs or old people - read on!
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Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Zombies.
Half the Zombies, All the Taste.
You'll Never Put A Better Bit of Zombies on Your Knife.
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Butt!
Big Chocolate Butt.
Ribbed For Her Monkey.
Plink, Plink, Poop.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What A Poop It Is!
Poop Comes To Those Who Wait.
The Too Good To Hurry Poop.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get An Addiction.
P-P-P-Pick Up An Addiction.
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Prostitute.
Come To Mama, And Let's Get It Done.
Every Kiss Begins With Sex.
Beer Saves Your Soul.
Next To The Breast, Beer's The Best.
What's In Your Vagina?
Do You Eat The Vagina Last?
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Vagina.
Devon Knows How They Make Vagina So Creamy.
Doing It Right Before You're An Old Person.
Is It Live, Or is it Grandma?
Because Stupid People Can't Drive.