where the fuck are the shopping carts?!
Whenever I make a to-do list I only get done with half and as long as I do half then I'm doin ok. Last night was no exception. Very small to-do list however.
New Years Eve List
1.Get Drunk
2.Get laid
I sat around at work till about 7:30. Then my buddy picked me up to go to the fiesta bowl block party in tempe. I normally try and avoid it like the plague. Far too many people and its way fuckin overpriced. 20$ fuckin dollars to walk around down on mill + overpriced booze + huge covercharges at the bars. fuck that noise. My buddys girl however manages one of the bars, and therefore we had free tickets, free parking, and free drinks. Sounds like a formula for a good time to me.
We got down to the restaurant/bar, met up with my roommate, her boyfriend, and a couple of their friends. Had some shrimp and really not good pasta. Went back and forth with Holly about mustaches(not mine) and whoreishness(mine). We always pick on eachother though. All in good fun. At some point the idea of sticking a straw through my septum came up. and then the idea of shooting a spitball at my roommate through said septum came up. My skills were lacking however. No spitball for her.
After the food, we wandered off to have more drinks. I drank more Jameson last night than i ever have in my life before.
We ventured off to get smokes and check out more bars. Waited in line outside this one bar for like 10 minutes, then i see that they have a 15$ cover. fuck them. we go on about our way. Met back up with my roommate and her friends at coffee plantation. Drank a bit of iced frappucino and threw pennys and nickels at cleavage (yes im 5 i know.) I talked holly into comin back to the bar with us and we ventured off. On the way out we ran into liz and louis. that was trippy. Didn't talk for to long though. as i said. we were on a mission.
We went back to the bar, did some jagger shots and drank some more jameson. Went out on the patio and smoked cigarettes while drunk people came up and talked to us. Had some drunk chick ask if my ears were like a 5 or 6 zero or some shit. *shakes head* and then her friend was standin there and some dude dumped his shot into her shot and told her to kill it. "w00 i'm gonna get slipped some roofies tonight" um.. thats a good attitude "hell yeah i know i'll be goin home with someone!" *shakes head again*
by this point it was time to wander off to meet back up with the roommate and check out the fireworks. me and holly squeezed through the crowd for like a mile and eventually found them just as they were counting down till 12. got a couple new years kisses and neil almost knocked me over while humping my leg.
we weren't quite drunk enough though so i decided i needed to hit up a liquer store.
NEW RULE - do not let me go to liquer stores by myself with money
first thing when i walk in the door "where the fuck are the shopping carts? obh weell" i started grabbing 6 packs and bottles n throwin em up on the counter and the dudes ringing it up "oh yeah i need this too. and some of this. and ooh juuice" like 75$ later the dudes putting my purchases into a crate for me so i can easily carry them out. Ended up gettin a bottle of malibu, bottle of jim beam, bottle of tequilla rose, bottle of vodka, 6pack of rolling rock and a 6pack of smirnoff raspberry. a 2 liter of coke and a gallon of cranberry. hehehe. we went home and i busted out the shot glasses and yet again there were we drinking and watching bad porn. and then everyone decides that they need to see my penis. surprisingly i was like 'uhhhhh' totally wasn't feelin it and i was way too drunk.
a few people called wantin to come over but then their friends called to inform me that they had passed out and wouldn't be coming over. no biggie. i crashed pretty soon after. was a decent new years. nothing spectacular. i didn't even get that out of control really.
all in all i got half my to-do list done so it counts as a successful day. Got drunk. Did not get laid. Ah well. can't win em all.
p.s. and then i found 5$.
New Years Eve List
1.Get Drunk
2.Get laid
I sat around at work till about 7:30. Then my buddy picked me up to go to the fiesta bowl block party in tempe. I normally try and avoid it like the plague. Far too many people and its way fuckin overpriced. 20$ fuckin dollars to walk around down on mill + overpriced booze + huge covercharges at the bars. fuck that noise. My buddys girl however manages one of the bars, and therefore we had free tickets, free parking, and free drinks. Sounds like a formula for a good time to me.
We got down to the restaurant/bar, met up with my roommate, her boyfriend, and a couple of their friends. Had some shrimp and really not good pasta. Went back and forth with Holly about mustaches(not mine) and whoreishness(mine). We always pick on eachother though. All in good fun. At some point the idea of sticking a straw through my septum came up. and then the idea of shooting a spitball at my roommate through said septum came up. My skills were lacking however. No spitball for her.
After the food, we wandered off to have more drinks. I drank more Jameson last night than i ever have in my life before.
We ventured off to get smokes and check out more bars. Waited in line outside this one bar for like 10 minutes, then i see that they have a 15$ cover. fuck them. we go on about our way. Met back up with my roommate and her friends at coffee plantation. Drank a bit of iced frappucino and threw pennys and nickels at cleavage (yes im 5 i know.) I talked holly into comin back to the bar with us and we ventured off. On the way out we ran into liz and louis. that was trippy. Didn't talk for to long though. as i said. we were on a mission.
We went back to the bar, did some jagger shots and drank some more jameson. Went out on the patio and smoked cigarettes while drunk people came up and talked to us. Had some drunk chick ask if my ears were like a 5 or 6 zero or some shit. *shakes head* and then her friend was standin there and some dude dumped his shot into her shot and told her to kill it. "w00 i'm gonna get slipped some roofies tonight" um.. thats a good attitude "hell yeah i know i'll be goin home with someone!" *shakes head again*
by this point it was time to wander off to meet back up with the roommate and check out the fireworks. me and holly squeezed through the crowd for like a mile and eventually found them just as they were counting down till 12. got a couple new years kisses and neil almost knocked me over while humping my leg.
we weren't quite drunk enough though so i decided i needed to hit up a liquer store.
NEW RULE - do not let me go to liquer stores by myself with money
first thing when i walk in the door "where the fuck are the shopping carts? obh weell" i started grabbing 6 packs and bottles n throwin em up on the counter and the dudes ringing it up "oh yeah i need this too. and some of this. and ooh juuice" like 75$ later the dudes putting my purchases into a crate for me so i can easily carry them out. Ended up gettin a bottle of malibu, bottle of jim beam, bottle of tequilla rose, bottle of vodka, 6pack of rolling rock and a 6pack of smirnoff raspberry. a 2 liter of coke and a gallon of cranberry. hehehe. we went home and i busted out the shot glasses and yet again there were we drinking and watching bad porn. and then everyone decides that they need to see my penis. surprisingly i was like 'uhhhhh' totally wasn't feelin it and i was way too drunk.
a few people called wantin to come over but then their friends called to inform me that they had passed out and wouldn't be coming over. no biggie. i crashed pretty soon after. was a decent new years. nothing spectacular. i didn't even get that out of control really.
all in all i got half my to-do list done so it counts as a successful day. Got drunk. Did not get laid. Ah well. can't win em all.
p.s. and then i found 5$.