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Eli, Greg, and I recently started playing music with (not-so-vaguely) geeky overtones. I know, surprise, right? Anyway, on the way back from lunch, Eli and I decided to do a gangsta rap about larpers, because they are a hilarious breed of people. Also, who raps about larping? Anyway...
Whomever:
Uh. Yeah.
I'm a wizard.
I hit you with my beanbag.
Charlie:
I am a hobbit warrior, my name is Koreah,
Ain't another halfling gorier,
My mom lets me stay out 'til 11 on Fridays,
So I swing my halberd with max-force sideways,
The wizard killed my dad and enslaved my village,
Who knew an old dude could enjoy such killage?
I spend my days reading supplements and drinkin' Mountain Dew,
So I could be prepared to take vengeance on you.
Eli:
I get barbaric, pretend my paunch is a six-pack,
I speak old norse and drink jolt from my hip flask.
My axe is plastic covered in foam covered in duct tape,
I'll kill you even if I have to stay up late!
Plus 2 strength, minus 2 intelligence,
These gauntlets give me the brawn of several men.
Seriously, my axe just hit your elbow.
You can't run that fast! "Get back here," I bellow.
Whomever:
Uh. Yeah.
I'm a wizard.
I hit you with my beanbag.
Charlie:
I am a hobbit warrior, my name is Koreah,
Ain't another halfling gorier,
My mom lets me stay out 'til 11 on Fridays,
So I swing my halberd with max-force sideways,
The wizard killed my dad and enslaved my village,
Who knew an old dude could enjoy such killage?
I spend my days reading supplements and drinkin' Mountain Dew,
So I could be prepared to take vengeance on you.
Eli:
I get barbaric, pretend my paunch is a six-pack,
I speak old norse and drink jolt from my hip flask.
My axe is plastic covered in foam covered in duct tape,
I'll kill you even if I have to stay up late!
Plus 2 strength, minus 2 intelligence,
These gauntlets give me the brawn of several men.
Seriously, my axe just hit your elbow.
You can't run that fast! "Get back here," I bellow.