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1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Married. 28 years.
2) Vegetarian?
Nope. Everyone assumes so, but I'm not.
3) Heaven?
is a place on earth?
4) Come close to dying?
Sometimes I think so, but I can be melodramatic.
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None.
6) Are you eating?
No. But I am hungry.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Ew no.
8) Makeup?
Not for me.
9) Were you usually the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationships?
I've done both once.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
I think about it, but no.
11) What do you wear to bed?
A shirt (long sleeved in the winter), and that's it.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Yes.
13) Can you roll your tongue?
I guess not.
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
Yes.
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
I don't wear watches.
16) Abortion?
Very sad.
17) Hair color?
Reddish. It's faded a lot. It's supposed to be auburn.
18) Future child's name?
I don't really think I'll ever have kids, but if I do, they've already got names. And they are awesome names. Trust me.
19) Do you snore?
I don't know, I've never stayed awake long enough to listen.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Australia or Germany.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Hugo!
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a house.
23) Gold or silver?
Silver.
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Cheeseburger.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Chocolate of some kind.
26) Beach, city, or country?
Country.
27) Who was the last person you touched?
I hugged my cousin Nicole goodbye.
28) Where do you eat?
Wherever food is put before me.
29) When's the last time you cried?
I don't remember.
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Yes.
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I like my skirts.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
No?
33) Believe in Santa?
If he brings me a mandolin tonight, then sure.
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
If I have something of interest to say, maybe.
35) Beach or pool?
I want to go swimming.
36) Can you cross your eyes?
My eyes are multi-talented.
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Ooooh, ummm.. "Coming in from the Cold," by (the?) Delgados.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Window.
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers?
Maybe?
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
No.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Face plant.
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Your mom.
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
Sure, if I actually got it done.
44) How long does your shower last?
Depends on what I'm doing in there.
45) Do you drive stick?
There's a bad lesbian joke hiding here...
46) Cake or ice cream?
Cookies.
47) Self-conscious?
Just a tad.
48)What time do you get up?
2 PM.
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes. Also a chicken sandwich.
50) When was your first crush?
When I was in first grade. Heather Jacobsen.
51) Where do you wish you were?
Disneyland.
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I don't really know.
53) Ever been given a ring?
Sort of.
54) Longest relationship?
10 months.
55) Last gift you received:
Knee socks! Two pairs!
56) Last sport you played?
Wrestling. Sort of.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
What money?
58) Where do you live?
In a cave.
59) High school you attended:
La Habra High School.
60) Last wedding attended:
I don't even remember.
61) Favorite fast food restaurant:
Mmmm eggrolls.
62) Where do you work:
Street corner in LA. Look for me.
63) Can you cook?
Probably.
64) Most hated food:
vegetables.
65) Can you sing?
Anyone can sing.
66) Last concert attended:
Ditty Bops.
67) Last kiss?
This afternoon.
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink:
Ew alcohol.
69) Current Crush?
I don't have crushes. I have... appreciations.
Married. 28 years.
2) Vegetarian?
Nope. Everyone assumes so, but I'm not.
3) Heaven?
is a place on earth?
4) Come close to dying?
Sometimes I think so, but I can be melodramatic.
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None.
6) Are you eating?
No. But I am hungry.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Ew no.
8) Makeup?
Not for me.
9) Were you usually the dumper or the dumpee in your past relationships?
I've done both once.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
I think about it, but no.
11) What do you wear to bed?
A shirt (long sleeved in the winter), and that's it.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Yes.
13) Can you roll your tongue?
I guess not.
14) Pluck your eyebrows?
Yes.
15) What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
I don't wear watches.
16) Abortion?
Very sad.
17) Hair color?
Reddish. It's faded a lot. It's supposed to be auburn.
18) Future child's name?
I don't really think I'll ever have kids, but if I do, they've already got names. And they are awesome names. Trust me.
19) Do you snore?
I don't know, I've never stayed awake long enough to listen.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Australia or Germany.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Hugo!
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a house.
23) Gold or silver?
Silver.
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
Cheeseburger.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Chocolate of some kind.
26) Beach, city, or country?
Country.
27) Who was the last person you touched?
I hugged my cousin Nicole goodbye.
28) Where do you eat?
Wherever food is put before me.
29) When's the last time you cried?
I don't remember.
30) Have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Yes.
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I like my skirts.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
No?
33) Believe in Santa?
If he brings me a mandolin tonight, then sure.
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
If I have something of interest to say, maybe.
35) Beach or pool?
I want to go swimming.
36) Can you cross your eyes?
My eyes are multi-talented.
37) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Ooooh, ummm.. "Coming in from the Cold," by (the?) Delgados.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Window.
39) Ever met any famous bands/singers?
Maybe?
40) Do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
No.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Face plant.
42) Rickie Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Your mom.
43) Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
Sure, if I actually got it done.
44) How long does your shower last?
Depends on what I'm doing in there.
45) Do you drive stick?
There's a bad lesbian joke hiding here...
46) Cake or ice cream?
Cookies.
47) Self-conscious?
Just a tad.
48)What time do you get up?
2 PM.
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes. Also a chicken sandwich.
50) When was your first crush?
When I was in first grade. Heather Jacobsen.
51) Where do you wish you were?
Disneyland.
52) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I don't really know.
53) Ever been given a ring?
Sort of.
54) Longest relationship?
10 months.
55) Last gift you received:
Knee socks! Two pairs!
56) Last sport you played?
Wrestling. Sort of.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
What money?
58) Where do you live?
In a cave.
59) High school you attended:
La Habra High School.
60) Last wedding attended:
I don't even remember.
61) Favorite fast food restaurant:
Mmmm eggrolls.
62) Where do you work:
Street corner in LA. Look for me.
63) Can you cook?
Probably.
64) Most hated food:
vegetables.
65) Can you sing?
Anyone can sing.
66) Last concert attended:
Ditty Bops.
67) Last kiss?
This afternoon.
68) Favorite Alcoholic drink:
Ew alcohol.
69) Current Crush?
I don't have crushes. I have... appreciations.