Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I set
micktim's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that. (-5000 points). In February
unclechristo and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I stole
oreouk's purse (-30 points). In May I helped
the_magician across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5079 points). For Christmas I deserve a mouldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
plaid_dragon