it's another "shit my dad says" post...
Brother: You should avoid trans fats.
Me: Well, I went to Dunkin Donuts...
Brother: Oh you're so screwed
Me: No, that's the thing. It said NO TRANS FAT on the box!
Brother: Well legally corporations can say it has no calories or trans fats or cholesterol if it has less than five grams
Me: Seriously?
Dad: (interjects) Well, here in America, we have this thing called freedom.
Moral of the story:
When you interject with total and complete non-sequitirs using buzzwords like freedom, liberty, rights, socialism, you are not doing your conservative peers any favors. You know, the ones that would actually think about your utterances instead of just applauding the buzzword and resent the stereotypes...
Me: Well, I went to Dunkin Donuts...
Brother: Oh you're so screwed
Me: No, that's the thing. It said NO TRANS FAT on the box!
Brother: Well legally corporations can say it has no calories or trans fats or cholesterol if it has less than five grams
Me: Seriously?
Dad: (interjects) Well, here in America, we have this thing called freedom.
Moral of the story:
When you interject with total and complete non-sequitirs using buzzwords like freedom, liberty, rights, socialism, you are not doing your conservative peers any favors. You know, the ones that would actually think about your utterances instead of just applauding the buzzword and resent the stereotypes...