Dear Kirk Cameron,
Since your god so nicely created bananas to specifically fit our monkey-paws, do you think you could ask him to maybe make them last longer then 3 days after you buy them and take them home? I'm getting a bit tired of trashing bananas that I paid good money for. And while you're at it, what's your sister up to? Did she turn out to be a junkie like the other Full House girls?
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Thanks for your help in this matter.