I have found a wonderful website! If by wonderful you mean filthy mustache/mullet combo.
A friend of mine sent this to me. Not sure how he stumbled upon it, but I must now pass this Euro-gem on to you so that the chain of creepiness grows.
Check it:
http://www.gunthernet.com/ My first recommendation is to head straight to the Videos to understand the Tutti Frutti genius. Then proceed to the merchandise and desktop wallpapers. This is perhaps the biggest sensation since Daler Mehndi.
I am floored by every ridiculous detail of this Swedish sensation! Just what is involved in sexualizing the world?! And why am I compelled to make the pink baby-T decalled with his bastard mug a christmas gift?!