Oh joy or all joys
Hi. I'm Alyssa, and I'm making an update for all my avid readers.
Or not.
In actuallity I am Kellee. And I am making an update for all of Alyssa's avid readers. She is not dead. She is not injured. She's just a lazy ol' bloke ; )
Something happened to her computer. It went KAPOW! or something. I don't know, for Christ's sake what's with the bloody third degree? Jaysus, yer all bleedin' crazy!
She told me to update for her though, and I have nothing to say. So hmmm. Ah! All you little flapmates go see Trainspotting and Velvet Goldmine. Excellent, excellent movies! All the coolest shite in the world doesn't add up to the cool shite of those two movies. See them! Or I'll kill you all!! Haha. I'm only kidding, ya daft bullocks!
Alright then. Be seein' ya, mates!
Or not.
In actuallity I am Kellee. And I am making an update for all of Alyssa's avid readers. She is not dead. She is not injured. She's just a lazy ol' bloke ; )
Something happened to her computer. It went KAPOW! or something. I don't know, for Christ's sake what's with the bloody third degree? Jaysus, yer all bleedin' crazy!
She told me to update for her though, and I have nothing to say. So hmmm. Ah! All you little flapmates go see Trainspotting and Velvet Goldmine. Excellent, excellent movies! All the coolest shite in the world doesn't add up to the cool shite of those two movies. See them! Or I'll kill you all!! Haha. I'm only kidding, ya daft bullocks!
Alright then. Be seein' ya, mates!