Seems to be about that time
You know it, bro.
Hey.
So I know you all (all 0 of you) have been dying to know what I've been up to. Well I gotta tell you, it's extremely exciting. I mean, you talk about explosions, sex, drugs, rock n' roll, and explosions...
All of that and much much more
And by more I mean less.
Things in the girl department are moving along fairly not at all. So that's good news. Like I need more of that. I'm prepping for the demolition derby, which ONCE AGAIN for you jerks is August 25th (opening fair day) at 6pm. My father made an interesting decision regarding that: Either go with his youngest child and only daughter down to Oregon to see her life off at her freshman year in college, or watch his stupidest son crash a car.
Decision=me.
What else--Levi and I can't find any new friends. The "NFPCA" (new friend project code alpha) has come to a stall--but we do have plans for the future. More funding is needed.
I have something that I will be distributing to new people I meet in hopes that they will be my friend. ...No, it's not the crabs...took care of that long ago.
I signed Levi up to be on Blind Date. I would laugh my ass off if he got on there. We also have been watching "Kenny vs Spenny" on GSN and it's given us much excellent ideas for contests for future entertainment. We already have the Royal Fork buffet eating contest and the super colon contest to look forward to before we can enact new ideas.
I broke up with Luke Weaver. That is, I hung up on him awhile around 3 or more weeks ago and have not heard from him since. It's a bit sad, but he was being a jerkface. An apology will fix it, but I fear he will not commit to that. Also, my friend Brian left today. Semi-sadness.
Anyone that's thinking about playing 18 holes of golf in the near future, or ever: Not recommended. Unless you like pointless walking, cursing alot, and throwing golf clubs as far as humanly possible. Oh, and getting made fun of.
...I hate golf.
Oh yeah, and I went mining!! Brandon, Levi and I snuck into Independence mine through stealth ninja pirating, and went in until the freezing cold water was up to our ankles. It was pretty damn scary and I will say dangerous so you will be more impressed.
And Boring was his name-o
Hey.
So I know you all (all 0 of you) have been dying to know what I've been up to. Well I gotta tell you, it's extremely exciting. I mean, you talk about explosions, sex, drugs, rock n' roll, and explosions...
All of that and much much more
And by more I mean less.
Things in the girl department are moving along fairly not at all. So that's good news. Like I need more of that. I'm prepping for the demolition derby, which ONCE AGAIN for you jerks is August 25th (opening fair day) at 6pm. My father made an interesting decision regarding that: Either go with his youngest child and only daughter down to Oregon to see her life off at her freshman year in college, or watch his stupidest son crash a car.
Decision=me.
What else--Levi and I can't find any new friends. The "NFPCA" (new friend project code alpha) has come to a stall--but we do have plans for the future. More funding is needed.
I have something that I will be distributing to new people I meet in hopes that they will be my friend. ...No, it's not the crabs...took care of that long ago.
I signed Levi up to be on Blind Date. I would laugh my ass off if he got on there. We also have been watching "Kenny vs Spenny" on GSN and it's given us much excellent ideas for contests for future entertainment. We already have the Royal Fork buffet eating contest and the super colon contest to look forward to before we can enact new ideas.
I broke up with Luke Weaver. That is, I hung up on him awhile around 3 or more weeks ago and have not heard from him since. It's a bit sad, but he was being a jerkface. An apology will fix it, but I fear he will not commit to that. Also, my friend Brian left today. Semi-sadness.
Anyone that's thinking about playing 18 holes of golf in the near future, or ever: Not recommended. Unless you like pointless walking, cursing alot, and throwing golf clubs as far as humanly possible. Oh, and getting made fun of.
...I hate golf.
Oh yeah, and I went mining!! Brandon, Levi and I snuck into Independence mine through stealth ninja pirating, and went in until the freezing cold water was up to our ankles. It was pretty damn scary and I will say dangerous so you will be more impressed.
And Boring was his name-o