Boxes...not cool

Mar 09, 2005 02:37

Well...here it comes...the long-awaited update, mandated by Jannah "the devil" Peterson and Devry "samurai gorbachev" Birdsell.

Sorry, but my life just isn't interesting these days. I get up at 1:00, sit for awhile, go to class, come home, watch seinfeld and conan, play video games, internet for awhile, then go to sleep. Now, about the things that fell outside (and I guess inside) these standard practices:

-I've been playing a game that has dinosaurs, time-traveling indians, robots, lasers, dinosaurs with lasers, BEETLES, cyborgs, and portals. Obviously the only key factor missing here are pirates and ninjas. Hopefully they included those in the sequel, which I have yet to play.

-I finished that game yesterday, so that's one less thing to worry about.

-While we're on the subject, I have been on an unstoppable mariokart rampage the last 2 days. In THOSE DAYS alone, I have defeated no less than **3** Time Trial records. I know no one knows what the hell I'm talking about, but I don't care. It's the most significant thing going on right now, and most of you know my passion for the game. By the way, my offer for $20 wagers on a mariokart match is still open to all comers. Come on, you know you want to.

-I have obtained a Speak & Math, companion to my long-lonesome Speak & Spell. It's a nice addition, but let's face it...no one can surpass the original. Flashy beeping noises and division symbols are no substitute for good, solid learning.

-I also obtained a musical compact disc that I have desired for at least 4 years. A-Teens: The Abba Generation. Really. What more can I ask for in the world. Plus, the drawing on the CD is one giant disco ball. Incredible.

-I had to give Luke his car back yesterday. Even though his was nothing to brag about, getting back in my car made me realize how shitty mine is and how much I need to sell it. ...Uh, I mean, how GREAT mine is and why you all should BUY it...heh heh......urgh.

-Highlight of the weekend was making Danielle vomit. FINALLY. By the way, next time you guys have a nerd party, make sure "nerd" is actually in the equation. I mean, how many mentions were there of Star Trek. Or motherboards. Come on people, work with me here.

-My skin pile is growing and is almost to the point where I can make it into a skin cube. (for the uninformed: I have decided to go for the Guiness world record of "largest cube made out of human skin") Man I'm awesome.

-I have Tuesdays off now! 8 hours less per week of school will be a lot lighter on my back. But the other classes are getting all up on me like spinach on ricotta.

see how I made all the boring stuff I do into a long, boring journal entry? That's why I live in America.
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