What a bunch of idiots.
Well people, unfortunately this entry will be a little marred by the untimely passing of my grandmother. Don't say anything about it, it's a pretty big thing, especially since it's my mom's mom and her father was expected to go around a year ago. So it's looking like she might not have any parents in the very near future. I nor anyone else can even comprehend the loss of one of my parents. Especially my father, who raised me on Lumberjack values and morals. Those are so precious to me, and after 30 or 40 more years, how invaluable will it be then?
Anyway...
It's been decided by me that I am never showering again, ever. Right now this is my 8th day without (please refrain from vomiting)--and it's obviously a life's record for me, so I kinda got that going for me. What prompted the decision of no-shower? I will elaborate... -So my week consists of 4 days of classes. However, two of those days are occupied by automotive classes, so showering for those would be pointless. BUT the other two are normal classes in which many many females of desire reside. Obviously these are shower days. SO this week on Monday (shower day) I decided, forget it, I was so tired and I set my alarm wrong, so I didn't have TIME to shower, honestly. This was now day 3 of disgustingness. So I was leaving my first class, heading to my second, when I hear a FEMALE voice call me from behind. It's a strange vixen from sociology, she introduced herself as "Kim" and we had a decent if shallow conversation all the way to class. This is someone whom I have NEVER talked to, ever. Obviously I was preplexed that an unclean, unshaven Jeffrey would attract the attention of a female when clean-shaven, meticulous Jeffrey has always had utter failure in the fairer sex. I pondered this until...
Tuesday=auto class, nothing there. WEDNESDAY I ended up having to drive to class FROM the Valley since my 3rd resort car broke down tuesday night and I had to go get another. I thought I had the time planned out alright, but the car I have now (race car) doesn't fare well in speeds over 55. Class is at 1, and I got to the house at 12:00. I had to leave right then for reasons too boring and stupid to list, so there was no shower there either, and I was really worrying now. It's now been 5 days with no shower, and things were not looking good.
...Or were they? Maybe you should ask the SECOND STRANGE GIRL IN A ROW TO TALK TO ME AFTER CLASS!! Needless to say, I was, and am still absolutely befuddled. I take such care and effort to shower every time I have these classes, and when I finally fuck it up for the first time ever, girls start approaching me. It's odd. But now it's at the 8-day mark and I'm getting antsy. Will I attempt to go for 3 strange girl-talkings in a row?
Well, how could I not? I mean, why change something that's working? And if it doesn't happen again Monday...I'll shower on Wednesday. Oh, by the way, I'm brushing my teeth much more often now so things balance out. That's how it works, right?
I'm going to a self-storage auction tomorrow! So now I'll be able to buy people's stupid shit that they put in storage and forgot about.
Like pinball machines. And giant scissors. And hospital beds. And Pistachio Balloons. I can't wait. Only problem: it's at 10 in the AM, but no worries. I can handle it.
Chimichangas,
Jeffrey
Anyway...
It's been decided by me that I am never showering again, ever. Right now this is my 8th day without (please refrain from vomiting)--and it's obviously a life's record for me, so I kinda got that going for me. What prompted the decision of no-shower? I will elaborate... -So my week consists of 4 days of classes. However, two of those days are occupied by automotive classes, so showering for those would be pointless. BUT the other two are normal classes in which many many females of desire reside. Obviously these are shower days. SO this week on Monday (shower day) I decided, forget it, I was so tired and I set my alarm wrong, so I didn't have TIME to shower, honestly. This was now day 3 of disgustingness. So I was leaving my first class, heading to my second, when I hear a FEMALE voice call me from behind. It's a strange vixen from sociology, she introduced herself as "Kim" and we had a decent if shallow conversation all the way to class. This is someone whom I have NEVER talked to, ever. Obviously I was preplexed that an unclean, unshaven Jeffrey would attract the attention of a female when clean-shaven, meticulous Jeffrey has always had utter failure in the fairer sex. I pondered this until...
Tuesday=auto class, nothing there. WEDNESDAY I ended up having to drive to class FROM the Valley since my 3rd resort car broke down tuesday night and I had to go get another. I thought I had the time planned out alright, but the car I have now (race car) doesn't fare well in speeds over 55. Class is at 1, and I got to the house at 12:00. I had to leave right then for reasons too boring and stupid to list, so there was no shower there either, and I was really worrying now. It's now been 5 days with no shower, and things were not looking good.
...Or were they? Maybe you should ask the SECOND STRANGE GIRL IN A ROW TO TALK TO ME AFTER CLASS!! Needless to say, I was, and am still absolutely befuddled. I take such care and effort to shower every time I have these classes, and when I finally fuck it up for the first time ever, girls start approaching me. It's odd. But now it's at the 8-day mark and I'm getting antsy. Will I attempt to go for 3 strange girl-talkings in a row?
Well, how could I not? I mean, why change something that's working? And if it doesn't happen again Monday...I'll shower on Wednesday. Oh, by the way, I'm brushing my teeth much more often now so things balance out. That's how it works, right?
I'm going to a self-storage auction tomorrow! So now I'll be able to buy people's stupid shit that they put in storage and forgot about.
Like pinball machines. And giant scissors. And hospital beds. And Pistachio Balloons. I can't wait. Only problem: it's at 10 in the AM, but no worries. I can handle it.
Chimichangas,
Jeffrey