[10-13-12] Hello, new neighbors
Yes, I've moved again and just settled into my new base on Route-*cough* Being without Alakazam and Rhydon, I felt it was time to downsize and reduce costs by 42%. The league still isn't giving paid vacation Perhaps building a large dam to live in was not so brilliant in real life as on paper. There is a 98% chance that I am cold and wet and a 74% chance that I am suffering from chronic Rhinosinusitis and acute coryza, hence my incessant coughing. Father also refuses to sleep inside the dam, and instead rests under the nearby trees. Without Father's flash, it is 66% darker and the probability that I can light a match in this moist environment is only 14%. If you see any chandelures running about, let me know Luckily, my electronics are holding up, securely stationed in part of the rock wall I blasted away. And since there is a 79% chance you're wondering how I get power, that's simple. My neighbor has kindly allowed me the liberty of diverting his live wires and hacking his network. To thank him, I left some of my famous apricorn juice at his doorstep, first considering "milk," but reconsidering since my data says he is lactose intolerant. I hope he enjoys it with his grandfather :)
It has been wonderful seeing all of you again on screen, and some of you, for the first time. Although I had predicted it with 78% certainty, I will definitely be updating my system to filter out the raining magikarp. All my recent recordings have been red! Yet another factor inhibiting me from venturing outside to see you all... But perhaps we will meet sooner than expected
It has been wonderful seeing all of you again on screen, and some of you, for the first time. Although I had predicted it with 78% certainty, I will definitely be updating my system to filter out the raining magikarp. All my recent recordings have been red! Yet another factor inhibiting me from venturing outside to see you all... But perhaps we will meet sooner than expected