The Wedding.
Do males do this? Or is it some sort of media-induced Pavlovian reaction in young girls. I find myself making mental notes for things that will occur at my wedding.
I am currently not dating. In fact, I've had one boyfriend in my life, and one stupid prick who used me so that people would think that I was fucking him, and one sweet memory of my first kiss and grope. Three guys. The longest of these relationships was with the jerk. Bleh.
And yet, I think that I've considered this future (hopefully?) wedding since adolescence. Were we programmed to think this way? That marriage is the pinnacle of a woman's future? I suppose that it's not surprising if we were. Until our generation, it was.
I think that one day I might like to get married. A person who would stand by my side. Someone to face the world with. Maybe just a friend who is that close.
Ah, but the wedding...The ceremony will happen at a small Renaissance Faire, perhaps Crossroads at Corona. The reception will be in my sister's tavern, and if that is not possible, then at an appropriately themed location. Some sort of band would be nice, but honestly, I could mix 24 hours worth of MP3s. There would be dancing. I even know some of the songs...
I suppose that the husband (whoever he may be) will want some say in this...
Or maybe the wedding is supposed to be for the girl, and the honeymoon for the guy. Bleh. How traditional. And sexist.
I guess I'd better start scouring the world for tall, Australian, Jewish, ren faire junkie podiatrists. *sigh*
But I'd be very happy with an an average to tall, pragmatic dreamer who will teach me how to dance and will cosplay as Yue.
We are now accepting applications.
I am currently not dating. In fact, I've had one boyfriend in my life, and one stupid prick who used me so that people would think that I was fucking him, and one sweet memory of my first kiss and grope. Three guys. The longest of these relationships was with the jerk. Bleh.
And yet, I think that I've considered this future (hopefully?) wedding since adolescence. Were we programmed to think this way? That marriage is the pinnacle of a woman's future? I suppose that it's not surprising if we were. Until our generation, it was.
I think that one day I might like to get married. A person who would stand by my side. Someone to face the world with. Maybe just a friend who is that close.
Ah, but the wedding...The ceremony will happen at a small Renaissance Faire, perhaps Crossroads at Corona. The reception will be in my sister's tavern, and if that is not possible, then at an appropriately themed location. Some sort of band would be nice, but honestly, I could mix 24 hours worth of MP3s. There would be dancing. I even know some of the songs...
I suppose that the husband (whoever he may be) will want some say in this...
Or maybe the wedding is supposed to be for the girl, and the honeymoon for the guy. Bleh. How traditional. And sexist.
I guess I'd better start scouring the world for tall, Australian, Jewish, ren faire junkie podiatrists. *sigh*
But I'd be very happy with an an average to tall, pragmatic dreamer who will teach me how to dance and will cosplay as Yue.
We are now accepting applications.