Be a good customer
If you're going to consume 25.34 dollars worth of food, be rude, stick your fingers directly into the rock candy dish, (which I'm tossing out now, thank you very much poopheads) and somehow, oh somehow turn a flat table into a pool of tea, you better have more than 1 freaking dollar to give me. But oh no, if you're that kind of customer, tipping isn't your thing. I swear, people are just dumb. And the same people do it time after time. I don't always give twenty percent, but I usually do because it's usually worth it. 20% tip on that is 5.07, and I would have been grateful for three or four. But these three cockfaces,... I swear they have something wrong upstairs too. Just a little off. But you don't create that many dishes for me and then give me one freaking dollar.
MORAL OF THE STORY. Don't be a bastard.
Second Moral of the Story. If you don't have money to tip, don't buy so much shit so you can tip the poor bastard.
Another short rant: Don't bring four hyper toddlers by yourself and then think it's cool when they smear food all over the fishtank, table, chairs, walls, everything, and start touching teaware. Get a hold of your damn kids. Especially when it's a full house and I can't babysit for your damn ass because you want to relax with some tea. You fucked for 'em, now take the hell care of them. Geez.
MORAL OF THE STORY. Don't be a bastard.
Second Moral of the Story. If you don't have money to tip, don't buy so much shit so you can tip the poor bastard.
Another short rant: Don't bring four hyper toddlers by yourself and then think it's cool when they smear food all over the fishtank, table, chairs, walls, everything, and start touching teaware. Get a hold of your damn kids. Especially when it's a full house and I can't babysit for your damn ass because you want to relax with some tea. You fucked for 'em, now take the hell care of them. Geez.