Copieing Kayla, because... Welp, I don't have a life.

May 29, 2007 20:35

I wish I could read people's mind.
I think my life is like the Truman show and everyone around me is an actor or actress.
I think about how I sound 24/7.
I've become really good at hiding my gas because for some fucking reason I have it 24/7.
I like boy bands and whiny music.
I secret think I can sing, and do it well.
I play with myself just to make sure it's all still there.
I've never tried to be an asshole, it just comes out that way.
I'm extreamly hypocritical, and I know when I am being.
I'm always making jokes about myself, in my head.
Everytime I make a joke, I think it through, master it, and laugh at it in my head, before I say it out loud.
I have a bad habit of peeing on myself in the morning.
I always feel like someone's going to kill me in my sleep.
If I ever got an STD, I'd kill myself.
I love singing along to girl music.
I pretend like I do a lot of things on purpose, when I really don't.
I think I'm good at sex, until I think about me being good at sex, and then I'm pretty sure I'm not.
I want to be whatever Kayla is, when I grow up.
When I read, I skip whole paragraphs, or tell myself that I read them.
I'm pretty sure, I'm some what mentaly-retarded. (serious, there is something wrong with me.)
I constantly feel the need to prove myself to myself.
I don't understand why people have to be so stupid, and I wish for a day I could get inside a stupid person's head.
I was molested by a family member when I was young.
I eat until I get sick.
Everytime I make a wish, I repeat myself like 80 times.
I'm like a clown, I fuck up the most important things without even knowing it.
When people hate me, it makes me feel better about myself.

& so on...
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