OMG!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Me and Nick are soooooooooo smart we did a mad lib and its SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
"I, Patrick , was sitting at home flipping through the November edition of National Enquioer , when I thought to myself, what the cactus am I doing? It was Friday night and I was sitting at home alone? I think not. So, I called stripper and Micheal Jackson . Well, they were busy feeling tonight. So, I decided to call Jeffern . Together we could figure out something to do. We decided to meet at MacDonalds Bathroom at about 7 o' clock. Well, I got dressed. I decided to wear my blue panties and my black soiled undergarments . I grabbed my soap and headed out the door. When I arrived, Jeffern was standing there in the middle of the parking lot wearing this elten john t-shirt. hell yeaz!!! , this was so Skank . Well, I stepped out of the car and headed towards my friend. As we were trying to decide what to do, we heard these police sirens. Mo came running out of ozone with his/her arms full of stoners . Thats when it hit us! Lets take advantage of this opportunity and go get some freebies. We ran into the store, grabbed 19 orgasims , 31 hookers and a picket fence . Then we grabbed this old man named Mr Boomer 's G-String to stuff all of it in as we made a run for it. As we were running out the door, I accidentally stepped on a string that had unravelled from Jeffern 's underwear hat and caused him/her to fall flat on his/her left pinkey toe which caused me to trip over him/her and caused the G-String full of the goods to fall right under the nose of the police man. Next time, I think I'll stay home and read National Enquioer ."
wow thats fucking so funny
"I, Patrick , was sitting at home flipping through the November edition of National Enquioer , when I thought to myself, what the cactus am I doing? It was Friday night and I was sitting at home alone? I think not. So, I called stripper and Micheal Jackson . Well, they were busy feeling tonight. So, I decided to call Jeffern . Together we could figure out something to do. We decided to meet at MacDonalds Bathroom at about 7 o' clock. Well, I got dressed. I decided to wear my blue panties and my black soiled undergarments . I grabbed my soap and headed out the door. When I arrived, Jeffern was standing there in the middle of the parking lot wearing this elten john t-shirt. hell yeaz!!! , this was so Skank . Well, I stepped out of the car and headed towards my friend. As we were trying to decide what to do, we heard these police sirens. Mo came running out of ozone with his/her arms full of stoners . Thats when it hit us! Lets take advantage of this opportunity and go get some freebies. We ran into the store, grabbed 19 orgasims , 31 hookers and a picket fence . Then we grabbed this old man named Mr Boomer 's G-String to stuff all of it in as we made a run for it. As we were running out the door, I accidentally stepped on a string that had unravelled from Jeffern 's underwear hat and caused him/her to fall flat on his/her left pinkey toe which caused me to trip over him/her and caused the G-String full of the goods to fall right under the nose of the police man. Next time, I think I'll stay home and read National Enquioer ."
wow thats fucking so funny