Jan 27, 2003 15:21
Nearly killed myself dragging that yellow clay up here, but I have a good start. There are some flesh-eating fish in the water, so I held a brick in each arm while I balanced on slippery rocks to cross the river; I'd like to see anyone on the RLS Revenge Served Cold do that. Bloody nerve, those boys had.
I consulted with Scrap on fair speed limits. He pretty much said "Big throbbing penis." So I decided that if any animal were to go between two and five steps per second, I could probably catch it, since my strides are longer than most of them.
There was a lizard asking for a ticket earlier, but I couldn't catch him so he escaped the long arm of the law. This time.