Comments | pizzeriagermany: To Germany~

pizzeriagermany

To Germany~

Apr 22, 2009 20:45

Germany:

Over the past couple days I have been very productive. Stop.

I have conquered America and claimed it in the name of Italia. Stop.

I have thought about you in my pants even though I'm not wearing any pants YOHOHOHOHO!! Stop.

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chameleongun April 23 2009, 00:59:43 UTC

Enjoy yourself.

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:02:09 UTC

I need to ask you a question.

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:04:02 UTC

Something I can do to help?

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:05:21 UTC

You could help me a lot with something.

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:06:51 UTC

Now I'm interested, but I wouldn't want to interfere.

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:12:30 UTC

Could you show me a picture of yourself naked?

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:15:10 UTC

Those come at a premium. Are you sure you can afford it?

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:18:15 UTC

I would have to see the product first.

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:18:51 UTC

Oh, you want a preview?

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:22:12 UTC

Can you put on high-heeled boots?

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:23:00 UTC

There's a picture of me in high heels and a dress. Somewhere.

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:25:58 UTC

The dress is optional.

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:27:04 UTC

I don't keep many nude pictures of myself. If you want one so badly, you'll have to come get it yourself.

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:28:41 UTC

I'll send one of my cohorts to get it from you.

chameleongun April 23 2009, 01:30:45 UTC

Don't you think this is something that needs...personal handling?

pizzeriagermany April 23 2009, 01:47:46 UTC

The pictures, no.

But I'd personally handle you.

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