Germany:
Over the past couple days I have been very productive. Stop.
I have conquered America and claimed it in the name of Italia. Stop.
I have thought about you in my pants even though I'm not wearing any pants YOHOHOHOHO!! Stop.
May I please see if you are wearing boxers or briefs or nothing today? Question Mark.
Conquer the world and become one with me! Don't stop. YOHOHOHOHO
PS: Japan can come too.