NOT PASTA!!!

[pizzeriagermany]

Hey hey, Germany!

Do you like red balloons? I got you NINETY-NINE!!

Comments

[come2niichan]

That's a lot of ballons, Italy-kun~

[pizzeriagermany]

We're going to sing squeaky voice songs!

[come2niichan]

Oh~? And what is the occasion?

[prussianized]

... You're here.

[come2niichan]

... the sun shines.

[prussianized]

Are you still a sissy or have you grown some balls?

[come2niichan]

Why, would you like to feel them up or something?

[prussianized]

You wish.

[come2niichan]

As much as I'd like to, I'd never waste one of my wishes on in.

And I'd prefer it the other way around, anyway~.

[prussianized]

You couldn't top me even if you tried.

[come2niichan]

Says the one who fell to one of the five largest economies in the world and the one in current possession of the largest number of nuclear weapons, along with active warheads and nuclear power plants, in the whole European Union.

You would be surprised.

[prussianized]

Wow. Aren't you all fancy talk now? Most commendable, Francis.

You still can't top me though with or without the weapons.

[come2niichan]

That's too big of a mouth for such a small - actually, unexistant - country.

Ne soit pas bête, garçon~

[prussianized]

Mm, if I don't exist then why am I here then?

You're the stupid one, you pervert.

[come2niichan]

You're just lingering around, probably hoping to get some part of your territory back, je sais pas. You are a landless country, I suppose.

... and I'm not a pervert!

[prussianized]

Who needs territory when you can control the seas?

... Says the guy who wants me to touch his balls.