What worries the horse, permutates almost similar of the tax.
Babelfish entertains. Boring example:
Start - English
Water is made of three molecules. God made the world in seven days using amazing magical power. The Bible was written in many hundreds of years by men who had nothing else to do and lots of different names. Sunlight is used by plants, but generated by a star. One day we'll all fall into a black hole. Horses can run at sixty miles per hour, about the same speed as the fastest dog. The fastest animal is a falcon, which eats other birds, mice, and rodents.
(I don't claim everything in the above text to be true, btw.)
End - English (through Japanese, Chinese, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish)
The water included 3 members. The E.E.U.U. the spiral of the God like,
if the magician to give the form to the resistance, he the world
during the 7 data. The bible of Santo is written with each situation
possible the end to very give to the form ignited during hundreds
years and the great team of employees later has, the one that is
different from the names. The light of the day for the ways of the
plant, but is introduced, arresting the first paper of or Which 1
interests the dates you we all where to perforate black color. What
worries the horse, permutates almost similar of the tax the 60 miles
that hourly if it assumes the step, those the dog as rapidly as
possible of the execution. The fastest animal of the east eats a other
bird, the rat, with é of the animal of the tooth é....
E.E.U.U. is apparently Spanish for USA. Don't ask.
This one I tried to run through Babelfish, but the result was full of untranslated German words. The starting bit of text was too good not to show, though. I admit it is my proudest achievement in writing.
I have two grandmothers. Therefore my aunt one day jumped through a hoop of fire and ended up in the back of a truck with nothing but her teapot. Concerned about the weather, the neighbour's dog peed on the weeds and made a fish appear from the stream. Next thing I knew the postman cycled under a bridge and was hit by a falling piano. Not knowing what to do, the barber next door ran for the hills in search of a pair of secateurs. Of course, this delayed the annual school play which starred a cow, a tin-opener and a drop of water. It was a great success despite the fact that the green wig was on strike.
Another one (French, German, Italian and with weird bits hand-translated)
Start
What to do if a moth parachutes into your garden? First, do not release the cat. It might breathe fire which is hazardous to the environment. Better to make a cup of coffee or tea whilst the sky rains detergent (this might take a month or two). Be careful to wear safety gloves when venturing outside because sunlight is radioactive, and therefore also avoid painting your nails. You will see that the moth has grown into a fabulous golden shoe.
End
Which thing if one moth in your garden? In the first
place not freed the cat. The fire could breathe, that it is dangerous
with the atmosphere. Better, in order to form a cup of the coffee or
tea, while the sky that the rain agent wash (this could take a
month or two). It considers the usury of the emergency gloves,
controlling to paint therefore, equally avoids the outside, because
the light of the day is radioactive and, your nail. They see that the
garden in a wonderful ice-skate of the gold has been developed.
lol
I love reading fics written when writers were young and had absolutely no idea what they were doing. It's really laughably funny. And I don't laugh much at written stuff.
I'm tired now.
Start - English
Water is made of three molecules. God made the world in seven days using amazing magical power. The Bible was written in many hundreds of years by men who had nothing else to do and lots of different names. Sunlight is used by plants, but generated by a star. One day we'll all fall into a black hole. Horses can run at sixty miles per hour, about the same speed as the fastest dog. The fastest animal is a falcon, which eats other birds, mice, and rodents.
(I don't claim everything in the above text to be true, btw.)
End - English (through Japanese, Chinese, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish)
The water included 3 members. The E.E.U.U. the spiral of the God like,
if the magician to give the form to the resistance, he the world
during the 7 data. The bible of Santo is written with each situation
possible the end to very give to the form ignited during hundreds
years and the great team of employees later has, the one that is
different from the names. The light of the day for the ways of the
plant, but is introduced, arresting the first paper of or Which 1
interests the dates you we all where to perforate black color. What
worries the horse, permutates almost similar of the tax the 60 miles
that hourly if it assumes the step, those the dog as rapidly as
possible of the execution. The fastest animal of the east eats a other
bird, the rat, with é of the animal of the tooth é....
E.E.U.U. is apparently Spanish for USA. Don't ask.
This one I tried to run through Babelfish, but the result was full of untranslated German words. The starting bit of text was too good not to show, though. I admit it is my proudest achievement in writing.
I have two grandmothers. Therefore my aunt one day jumped through a hoop of fire and ended up in the back of a truck with nothing but her teapot. Concerned about the weather, the neighbour's dog peed on the weeds and made a fish appear from the stream. Next thing I knew the postman cycled under a bridge and was hit by a falling piano. Not knowing what to do, the barber next door ran for the hills in search of a pair of secateurs. Of course, this delayed the annual school play which starred a cow, a tin-opener and a drop of water. It was a great success despite the fact that the green wig was on strike.
Another one (French, German, Italian and with weird bits hand-translated)
Start
What to do if a moth parachutes into your garden? First, do not release the cat. It might breathe fire which is hazardous to the environment. Better to make a cup of coffee or tea whilst the sky rains detergent (this might take a month or two). Be careful to wear safety gloves when venturing outside because sunlight is radioactive, and therefore also avoid painting your nails. You will see that the moth has grown into a fabulous golden shoe.
End
Which thing if one moth in your garden? In the first
place not freed the cat. The fire could breathe, that it is dangerous
with the atmosphere. Better, in order to form a cup of the coffee or
tea, while the sky that the rain agent wash (this could take a
month or two). It considers the usury of the emergency gloves,
controlling to paint therefore, equally avoids the outside, because
the light of the day is radioactive and, your nail. They see that the
garden in a wonderful ice-skate of the gold has been developed.
lol
I love reading fics written when writers were young and had absolutely no idea what they were doing. It's really laughably funny. And I don't laugh much at written stuff.
I'm tired now.