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[pizzaface78]

At my workplace, we used to have to use a key to get back into the office after going to the bathroom. One day, I forgot my key, so I had to borrow my coworker Matt's key every time I wanted to go to the bathroom. The was the day my coworkers learned my secret shame: I pee about eighty times a day.

In other news, please enjoy this video of my turtle eating a huge ant:

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