umm i have a stalker!!!
I WALK IN TO MY KITCHEN @ CASEYS GET OUT MY DOUGH , AND GO TO GRAD THE CHEESE AND SEE A NOTE ON TOP OF IT. "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUNDAY !" UMMM OK SO I GOT KINDA FREAKED THE FUCK OUT!!! SO I CONTINUE TO MAKE MY PIZZAS AND I RUN OUT OF DOUGH AND OFF TO THE COOLER I WENT, GRABBED A TUB OF DOUGH AND WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND PROCEDED TO OPEN IT UP. WELL ..............YEAH THERE WAS ANOTHER NOTE "I STILL KNOW".
OK IAM STARTING TO GET A REAL SCARED! SO I AM FREAKIN OUT TRYIN TO THINK WHO I PISSED OFF LAST SUNDAY AND WHY. SO I CONTINUE I GET REAL BUSY AND THE PHONE IS RINGIN OFF THE HOOK!! I HAVE A LIKE 20 (NO SHIT IAM FOR REAL) PIZZAS AND THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN SO I ANSWER IT ***HELLO, CASEYS NORTH, THIS IS ALEX CAN I HELP YOU ?*** ************SILENCE*********** ***DEEP SCARY VOICE***
***I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUNDAY*** ****BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP****
I THEN YELL AS LOUD AS I CAN: JARD, JARD, JARD
THE JARD COMES RUNIN FROM THE BACK ROOM: WHAT?
UMM I JUST GOT A CALL AND IT WAS THE SUNDAY THING.
NO WAY?
YEAH NO SHIT!
OK WELL NEXT TIME THE PHONE RINGS I'LL JUST ANSWER IT THE REST OF THE NIGHT!!!
WELL THE NIGHT GOES BYE AND ALL IS WELL IAM STILL TWEEKIN OUT THE JARD ID LAUGHIN HIS ARSE OFF AND THEN THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN!!
I YELL FOR THE JARD AND HE PICKS IT UP***HELLO, CASEYS NORTH, JARED ,CAN I HELP YOU? *****GIRL VOICE***** IS ALEX THERE? YEAH HOLD ON 1 MIN
*****HELLO THIS IS ALEX CAN I HELP YOU?***** I KNOW WHAT U DID LAST SUNDAY TOO!!! *****BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP*****
YEAH IAM OUT LIKE A FAT KID @ A HOSTESS SHOP!!
JARD KEEP LAUGHIN IT UP CHUCKLES IT REAL FUNNY ASS-WIPE.
SO WELL RIGHT KNOW IAM ALL ALONE @ MANDYS HOUSE SCARED SHITLESS THAT SOMEONES AFTER ME!!
YEAH MY BIGGEST FEAR IF NONE OF YOU CAN GUESS OR I HAVENT TOLD YOU IS BEING STALKED AND KILLED LIKE IN A SCARY MOVIE!!! YEAH BELIEVE OR LEAVE IAM A PUSSY I KNOW BUT STILL I CAN'T HELP IT I'VE WATCHED ONE TO MANY SCARY MOVIES.
OK IAM STARTING TO GET A REAL SCARED! SO I AM FREAKIN OUT TRYIN TO THINK WHO I PISSED OFF LAST SUNDAY AND WHY. SO I CONTINUE I GET REAL BUSY AND THE PHONE IS RINGIN OFF THE HOOK!! I HAVE A LIKE 20 (NO SHIT IAM FOR REAL) PIZZAS AND THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN SO I ANSWER IT ***HELLO, CASEYS NORTH, THIS IS ALEX CAN I HELP YOU ?*** ************SILENCE*********** ***DEEP SCARY VOICE***
***I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUNDAY*** ****BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP****
I THEN YELL AS LOUD AS I CAN: JARD, JARD, JARD
THE JARD COMES RUNIN FROM THE BACK ROOM: WHAT?
UMM I JUST GOT A CALL AND IT WAS THE SUNDAY THING.
NO WAY?
YEAH NO SHIT!
OK WELL NEXT TIME THE PHONE RINGS I'LL JUST ANSWER IT THE REST OF THE NIGHT!!!
WELL THE NIGHT GOES BYE AND ALL IS WELL IAM STILL TWEEKIN OUT THE JARD ID LAUGHIN HIS ARSE OFF AND THEN THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN!!
I YELL FOR THE JARD AND HE PICKS IT UP***HELLO, CASEYS NORTH, JARED ,CAN I HELP YOU? *****GIRL VOICE***** IS ALEX THERE? YEAH HOLD ON 1 MIN
*****HELLO THIS IS ALEX CAN I HELP YOU?***** I KNOW WHAT U DID LAST SUNDAY TOO!!! *****BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP*****
YEAH IAM OUT LIKE A FAT KID @ A HOSTESS SHOP!!
JARD KEEP LAUGHIN IT UP CHUCKLES IT REAL FUNNY ASS-WIPE.
SO WELL RIGHT KNOW IAM ALL ALONE @ MANDYS HOUSE SCARED SHITLESS THAT SOMEONES AFTER ME!!
YEAH MY BIGGEST FEAR IF NONE OF YOU CAN GUESS OR I HAVENT TOLD YOU IS BEING STALKED AND KILLED LIKE IN A SCARY MOVIE!!! YEAH BELIEVE OR LEAVE IAM A PUSSY I KNOW BUT STILL I CAN'T HELP IT I'VE WATCHED ONE TO MANY SCARY MOVIES.