So while working on my powerpoint/research project on homosexuality in Mexico for SPA 33, I stumbled upon something interesting involving the Aztecs:
"...homosexualidad fue castigada con la extracción de las entrañas por el orificio anal..."
Or, basically, if they weren't burned alive or beaten to death, people (specifically men) had their entrails/guts/bowels/what-have-you extracted. While they were still alive. Through their, ahaha, anal orifice.
I hope those Republicans and queer haters don't try to bring this practice back. Speaking of which - Arizona, congratulations, you still hold the title of
"Number One Asshole in Amurika". However, I think a lot of other states are now vying for that seat. Me thinks it's time I pack my things, deny my American citizenship, and smuggle my family to Canada. They need more Mexicans, right? And it doesn't snow all the time, I think. So I'm sure they'll need someone else to exploit. I mean, cut their grass. Or walk their pet moose or something.
Also, this parody of 'Bedrock' is fucking ridic. I swear, the things my roommate makes me watch while we both avoid studying and, you know, all that non-fun stuff involved with college.
Try to test me, so I gave her number 2 like pencils Probably shouldn't watch it if you, you know, hate stupid sexual innuendo and parodies of horrible songs.
P.S. I recently discovered
Thunderheist. lolololol And they would be Canadian. Damn my Mountie fetish.
I-I should get back to editing my Spanish paper, u-urgh.