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[piyo2himi]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about FXT!

1. You should always open FXT at least an hour before drinking her.
2. FXT can not regurgitate!
3. FXT can last longer without water than a camel can.
4. FXTocracy is government by FXT.
5. FXT can use only about ten percent of her brain.
6. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in FXT.
7. FXT, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
8. FXT was named after FXT the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks FXT!
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than FXT.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Piyo2himi!

1. If you lick piyo2himi ten times, you will consume one calorie!
2. Piyo2himi was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting piyo2himi on.
4. Piyo2himi never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
5. Piyo2himiicide is the killing of piyo2himi.
6. Piyo2himi has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
7. It can take piyo2himi several days to move just through one tree!
8. Piyo2himi is the world's smallest mammal.
9. Piyo2himi is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
10. It's bad luck to whistle near piyo2himi!

TODAY'S INSPIRATION
***HOW TO STAY YOUNG***

1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle.
'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.'
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!

6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is yourself.
LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

'Remember, growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.'