Acen Quotes!

May 10, 2009 22:36

Here are some quotes, either said or overheard at Acen.

"At this point, I'm ready to fuck anyone." -- random dude walking by

"Dude, Jesus is buff." -- Me, upon seeing a marble statue above a church doorway

"Well, it doesn't have much of an edge, but in a pinch, it'll decapitate a zombie." -- Me, describing my new sharp pointed object

"Hey! Zombies are people, too!" -- shopgirl, reaction to above

"Apparently, Florida is a giant penis." -- Yaoi panelist, on euphemisms

"Michigan is already the handjob state." -- Rensu, on the implications of using states as euphemisms

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