It's my sister's birthday today!
Today is your birthday
and I know you're real stoked.
Your presents are likely an assinine joke.
You don't want to celebrate
because you're a grouch.
But don't worry, my thoughts are of you
whilst I lie on the couch.
So here's to YOU, Barbi. ♥ A tribute on this day of celebration. Please raise your glass to the Commodore and wish her well.