Exchange reveals, unintentional striking & at least 97% sloth.
This weekend, which was to have been a lazy, lounging, slothfilled ficfest somehow became a very family-oriented, hentai-filled weekend of real life and no internet fun. I went out a lot. Had some good Thai, some good Japanese, shopped a bit and read a lot. I've written about 2k all weekend because I suck. :| I'm about to remedy that, however, and am determined to finish a chapter of Cables before this night is done. In the meantime, I'll leave you with the fic I wrote for the balls_it_up exchange. Read and heed thy warnings, my little Easter ducklings.
Title: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet or: all of God's lambs chase the dragon's tail sometimes.
Pairing/characters: Kite/Rin primarily. Varied cast of characters.
Rating: R for language and adult situations.
Warning (if any): Abuse and mishandling of Japanese suffixes, pronouns and terms of endearment. Liberal and blatant 'sampling' of movie quotes. Startling abundance of Americanisms. Total disregard of Japanese law, justice system, housing and neighborhood situation and educational system. Exaggeration and bastardization of fanon characterizations. Repeated, ridiculous and pointless description, misrepresentation of Christianity, organized crime and individuals with mental and developmental handicaps. Lolita-complexes of the homosexual variety, pseudo-Kpop-songfic, pimpshoes, improper use of firearms, gangland dramatics and clichéd, unbelievably happy endings.
Summary: Kite goes undercover to protect the Christian son of the prosecution's star witness. He is, however, completely ill-prepared for the boy who works so hard to secure his attention and - ultimately - his affection.
Many thanks to reposoir, as always, for the hand-holding and creative fapping.
Fic is here - offsite, on account of it's a bit on the long side.
Title: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet or: all of God's lambs chase the dragon's tail sometimes.
Pairing/characters: Kite/Rin primarily. Varied cast of characters.
Rating: R for language and adult situations.
Warning (if any): Abuse and mishandling of Japanese suffixes, pronouns and terms of endearment. Liberal and blatant 'sampling' of movie quotes. Startling abundance of Americanisms. Total disregard of Japanese law, justice system, housing and neighborhood situation and educational system. Exaggeration and bastardization of fanon characterizations. Repeated, ridiculous and pointless description, misrepresentation of Christianity, organized crime and individuals with mental and developmental handicaps. Lolita-complexes of the homosexual variety, pseudo-Kpop-songfic, pimpshoes, improper use of firearms, gangland dramatics and clichéd, unbelievably happy endings.
Summary: Kite goes undercover to protect the Christian son of the prosecution's star witness. He is, however, completely ill-prepared for the boy who works so hard to secure his attention and - ultimately - his affection.
Many thanks to reposoir, as always, for the hand-holding and creative fapping.
Fic is here - offsite, on account of it's a bit on the long side.