ACAPELLA: Dad…you up?
ALEGRO: Yes, I’m sleeping on the couch, it’s lumpy as hell. What’s up son?
ACAPELLA: I was going to ask you that same question. Who was that girl? What got into you?
ALEGRO: *sigh* That was Qwanique…I haven’t seen her since I married your mother.
ACAPELLA: Dad…
ALEGRO: Pelz, listen to me okay. I know you’re angry like your mother but I would never cheat on Forever, there are just some things that you will probably never understand but I have to tell you. I’m pretty sure that Forever would go running for the hills if I told her…
ALEGRO: Forever we gotta talk
FOREVER: Damn right we do. What the hell was that yesterday? It was our son’s birthday Alegro!
ALEGRO: Forever…you have to leave.
FOREVER: ‘Scuse me?
ALEGRO: You have to go!
FOREVER: What? Y-you’re kicking me out?
ALEGRO: Yes, you’re crowding me…and you made me sleep on a lumpy couch. This relationship isn’t going anywhere, started to roll down hill ever since you realized that you would be nothing more than a Founder’s Wife. I’m sorry Forever, but this…us…we’re through…
PELZ: Dad!
ALEGRO: Acapella...I didn’t hear you come in.
PELZ: You can’t…y-y-…………you’re crazy!
ALEGRO : Acapella, you need to calm down.
PELZ: Don’t tell me to calm down! My parents just broke up! I’m going with Momma.
ALEGRO: No! You’re going to your room!
LATER
ALEGRO: Hey kid…sorry about earlier.
PELZ:…
ALEGRO: Okay, fine I deserve that. Look, later on you’ll thank me for sending your mother away. Right now, you need to max creativity so you can go to college okay.
PELZ: What about hanging out in high school for a while?
ALEGRO: No, you need to go ASAP
PELZ: Wow! Sending your entire family away, you’re on a roll. I’m going to do my homework now.
Okay, what a sappy and tacky introduction to this chapter…Poor Acapella….
PELZ: Go away Pixx, I know you had something to do with this
Right, your world comes crumbling down around you and you blame the little voice in your head. Listen you, listen to the voice in your head. You’ve got to go to college okay, that way you’ll get a nice job and yada, yada, yada all the things I’m required to say.
PELZ: Pi---
Don’t back sass me! What is wrong with you!?! *huff* Kids these days!
Pelz sees his father as an enemy and things in the house were on pins and needles. Poor kid. I got him a guitar set after his father left…cause I felt sorry for him and stuff. He avoided Alegro like he had the plague or something. It really sucks when two people who used to be so close…Ooo look something else to piss Pelz off…
ALEGRO: Hey Vashti.
VASHTI: Hey…you. Way to look depressed and stuff.
ALEGRO: *groan*
VASHTI: Ok, chill…
ALEGRO: Acapella is inside…
…Surprisingly things went over pretty well with Pelz and Vashti. Guess his ten nice points finally decided to kick in.
ALEGRO: This is Vashti……….If anything happens to me I want you to go look for her……..aren’t you gonna asky why or make some rude comment? Ugh! Kids today!
Two days later Acapella maxed creativity and got two scholarships and it’s off to college. Now, prepare yourself for another mushy father-son moment.
ALEGRO: I’m sorry for the way things turned out..
ACAPELLA: And I’m sorry you’re a goon…I’m kidding love you dad.
Aw precious…wait…no love for Pixx?
BOTH: No!
Fine…
The first thing Acapella did when he got to the dorm was to break out mike and sing his little heart out. He’s majoring in Art and has a 1,200 grant. Yay…you…still no love for Pixx?
PELZ: No
I’m relentless…remember that.
The first person Pelz met was Piper Alpha who is also majoring in Art and she became a bit of a stalker.
The cow mascot kept coming on to him and following him everywhere too. S’weird.
Pelz and Piper started hanging out, I figured…why not? Same major.
But the object of his romantic desire is Gwen Zhang. This blond that he met on his first day in the dorms.
It was the llama mascot who gave me a bit of a surprise though.
LLAMA: Ugh! Not another one, what? Did your mother like have triplets or something or did your father bone everything in sight?
PELZ: S’cuse me?
LLAMA: You’re excused. Now tell your jerk off brother to leave me alone…I will not do his assignments any longer! I will not be a victim! FREEDOM!!!
PELZ:…But…I’m an only child…
LATER
GIO: You Acapella Tempo?
PELZ: Uh…yeah…
GIO: Hi, I’m Gio. Heard you were here from my friend Piper.
PELZ: Oh…Why are you staring at me like that?
GIO: *smile* No reason…I was just…comparing…
Unlike his brother Gio was popular with the dormies. He had his own little group of followers…okay, they were like the cult that worshipped him…me thinks that it’s best to keep an eye on him yah.
GIO: Cow! If you don’t move it!
COW: Wait, you’re not Acapella? Sorry wrong brother.
GIO: Aaaarrrrgggg!!!! He is not my brother, why don’t you people stop saying that!!!
COW: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
This is my first streaker!!! OMG I’m so proud…proud enough to forget her name and feel sorry for her mother.
Hmmm…odd…
GIO: Hey Acapella, I was looking all over for you. I was thinking maybe…
PELZ: Have you seen Piper? She was supposed to help me with my homework.
GIO: No I haven’t, don’t interrupt. Like I was saying, maybe we could start a Greek House! You know, get a couple pledges and have toga parties. Next semester, you and me?
PELZ: Yeah, whatever…Hey! You! Did you see Piper?
This picture is so squealishly cute!!! Of course, if Gwen had a better face…
PELZ: Pixx, don’t you dare
Hey I was thinking about you…no thank you? Will it kill you freaks to show some love to the person who gave you life?
PELZ: I would but my father kicked her out of the house and we lost contact
Ha ha funny, drown me in sarcasm…
And Pelz got his first kiss. Awww, I’m so proud of you…………………..Still nothing!?! You know what…END!