Alegro's Bachelor Challenge
Yesterday Constance the lovely Latina was sent home when she failed to grasp Alegro’s attention. Four lovely ladies remain, who will be sent home tonight…man that sounds like something Tyra would say.
By the looks of things I’d say that we’ve got one tired bachelor. Well who wouldn’t be tired if they had to get up early, get a make over and entertain three girls. Yes, only three of the lovely ladies that remain took part in the Bachelor Bonding because a certain Khi’Anne did that OMG-I’m-Gonna-Barf thing anytime I told her to do anything.
First up is Forever.
ALEGRO: How well do you cook?
FOREVER: Well enough not to make a Khi’Anne
Oh ha, ha.
BOTH: Pixx!!!
‘Kay, I’m going.
FOREVER: I heard that you were arrested.
ALEGRO: Only once or twice.
He was arrested five times on felonies of idiocy.
ALEGRO: Leave! Now!
ALEGRO: Are you going to tell me what you were arrested for?
QWANIQUE: Why don’t you just ask Forever, she’s the cop.
ALEGRO: Forever is five-oh?
QWANIQUE: Yeah didn’t you know? Us felons gotta stick together know what I’m saying?
Sabotage Qwanique? I thought you would be much more creative.
ALEGRO: Do you believe in ghosts?
VASHTI: Of course! I’ve channeled a few spirits in my day.
ALEGRO: What?
*laughs uncontrollably*
ALEGRO: Pixx…
Okay I’m leaving…bwahahhahahaha!!!
And then it was time for breakfast. I got Khi’Anne to come downstairs but then she did the that OMG-I’m-Gonna-Barf thing and her comfort crumbled which means that she’ll probably be sitting the challenge out too.
Today is not the day to be sick Khi’Anne, today is the day that the girls bond with the bachelor and you’re stuck in bed. The other three sat around all day chatting with Alegro and getting to know him better.
Khi’Anne: Am I worried? No, of course not. I’ve got a lot of points on my head, I may be in the bottom two but I’m not going home today. I think Vashti is going to be going home, she only had nine points and I have a twenty-something lead on her, so for today I’ll just relax.
Meanwhile the other girls get ready for their challenge. Alegro?
ALEGRO: Hello ladies. Your challenge today works on mechanical skills, I call it Mrs. Fix-It just because I think that sounds sexy. What you’re going to do is run over to the bookshelf, find your book that’s hidden, then get back to your seat and start reading. Y’all ready? Go!
Vashti didn’t seem to have any trouble finding her book, she was sitting and skilling by the time Forever found hers and joined her. Qwanique seemed to have some trouble finding her own.
Forever is a skilling genius. Vashti had a slight lead on her but Forever caught up, however, Vashti seemed to be able to hold her own and finished two seconds before Forever. Qwanique struggled in this competition but that didn’t seem to phase her. Vashti won the one-on-one time with the bachelor today.
FOREVER: I had her! Ugh!
QWANIQUE: I’m actually happy for Vashti, I think this is gonna shake things up a little.
FOREVER: I wonder how Khi’Anne is doing?
QWANIQUE: Personally I hope she took a bath, did you smell her at breakfast? Holy!
FOREVER: Qwanny behave!
Yeah Qwanny, behave!
ALEGRO: Do you believe in magic?
VASHTI: Please, all magic is is a bunch of illusions.
ALEGRO: But you believe in ghosts?
VASHTI: Spirits! Yes. And aliens, who knows what the government is hiding from us.
ALEGRO: Bet you hate flowers?
VASHTI: Dude, I may be a bit…dark, but what female doesn’t like flowers? Come on. *rolls eyes*
ALEGRO: Really? I didn’t expect that from you.
ALEGRO: You now Vashti, I really enjoyed spending time with you today, I saw a new side of you but you remain mysterious, I like mysterious.
VASHTI: Do you?
ALEGRO: *lowers voice*Yeah, it’s so romantic…
Yes people, today’s winner got one flirt. Did I mention before that every challenge winner gets to spend an hour and a half to two hour with the bachelor? Well, yes they do. That way it’ll be fair.
The house members had dinner then elimination. The weather was a bit rainy on the outside and I couldn’t afford to have anyone struck by lightening.
ALEGRO: How did you enjoy dinner?
Of course the girls agreed.
ALEGRO: Okay, so I spent the day with you girls, only saw Khi’Anne at breakfast and even then you didn’t look to well. Glad that you’re alright now. So I’ll give you your scores and see who’s going home today.
“Qwanique, nice hairdo and I love your hair. You struggled in the challenge today what happened? Yesterday we became friends and today your score jumped forty-seven points since yesterday. Your score is now 97.
“Forever darling, you are a skilling machine! Wow! Nice little black dress I approve! You gained nearly thirty points today, your score is 57 and I do believe that means that we became friends.”
“Khi’Anne, what an interesting choice of formal wear…you were sick today which means that you sat out all the activities. Your score is, 34 and actually dropped two points. Tsk, tsk.”
“Vashti is in a black dress, there’s a surprise. Well my dark mistress, you won the challenge today and I’m glad because I got to know you better. I think you made the biggest improvement, your score leapt from nine points to 69 points! Wow! We’ve also became friends.”
KHI’ANNE: Nnnnnnooooo!!!
QWANIQUE: Yeeeesssss!!!
Khi’Anne, you’re going home.
KHI’ANNE: I-I-I don’t know what happened. Pixx, your game is rigged!
No it’s not, I couldn’t get you to do anything without having your comfort bar go red or stop in the middle of it and get woozy. You ate the bad food this was your own fault.
ALEGRO: Aw Khi’Anne…I’ll miss you!
I’ll admit, I’m shocked, I could have sworn that she would have made it to the final two…huh…
FOREVER: Omigosh! Khi’Anne got sent home! I-I was expecting her to beat me. Maybe I should be celebrating now but I was in the bottom two and Vashti has a lead on me. But tomorrow judging will be done by long term relationship so maybe I shouldn’t be worried…right?
QWANIQUE: Ha ha! Yeah! This is my throne, you see this! My biggest competition just got sent home. I own this competition know what I’m saying? Yeah! Tomorrow, it’s Forever or Vashti who’s gonna be going home. Qwanique is here to stay baby!
QWANIQUE: Khi’Anne it was nice knowing you but you’re an idiot. Bye bye looser, from the future Mrs. Alegro Tempo. Ha ha!
VASHTI: Yeah, yay, woot and what not. I’m not getting all screamy and crazy the competition isn’t over yet. I may have made it out of the bottom two today but that doesn’t mean that I won’t go home tomorrow.
Hey sweetie, you alright?
“I can’t believe Khi’Anne got sent home…”
Such is life dude, you’ve got three other women waiting for you so I’d advise you to perk up tomorrow m’kay? Tomorrow you’ve got a hella flirting to do, five with each girl…man…
Okay! I’ll leave you to mourn sheesh!
A surprising ending to today’s ABC, Khi’Anne was sent home. That leaves more ladies to compete for the bachelor’s heart. Who will be gone tomorrow?