Shoot me up.
Hello, its 5:30am!!!11 I just walked into my mother's house, mind you she's on a two week vacation. Three gentlemen are passed out on the couch surrounded by at a huge freezer bag full of weed. I walk into the kitchen and there's a more than half full bottle of parrot bay. Also, Taco Bell is scattered around the house. BROTHER, do you not know how to party? My god!1... I left my Remy Martin in a large convertion van. Tomorrow I will overdose on party. Thank you. Godbless. Tonight I watched all my friends frolic half naked in a pool. I picked the lock to the bathrooms!11 I love you, wifey, Miss Jessica Reed. I've got the next two days to kill you.... Nice tits. Cash money models drink till they throw up, which is never.