night shift / right shift / day shift / gay shift

Nov 09, 2009 16:12

there's other people here during the day. so conversations don't usually stray so far from the norm as they do on nights. also perhas because we get exposure to other people, as well as sunlight, we aren't as crazy? who knows. these i wrote down a couple weeks ago.

how should i start this email... *witty intro*???
only douches would say that
heeeeey
just kidding. i just said that to hurt your feelings.
you're a douche!
i never said i wasn't. yup. actually, i'm secretly a hipster
you wish
yeeeah. i know.
you're too douchy to be a hipster!
heeey !!
just kidding. i just said that to hurt your feelings.

so if i end up going fishing this week, should i bring a knife?
why, so you'll be prepared when your friend tries to murder you?
*shifty eyes* ...nooooo
yeah whatever, i know you better than that. yes i think it's reasonable to defend yourself from your fear of being murdered in the middle of a lake. plus what about ogopogo?

lulz, noc quotes

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