WHAT THE HECK.
Who's SADISTIC idea was it to call fruitcake "CAKE"? I drew a picture to demonstrate my frustration -_- I was ALMOST at a loss for words X_X I knew I shouldn't have eatten it after I SMELLED it's very fibers of destruction. Anyways, from my picture I show how happy I am before, and then the firey and demonic flames of HELL emitting from my fork. I mean, I don't even like NORMAL CAKE with FRESH FRUIT ON IT, what the heck would possess me to eat cake with baked in crunchy fruit, God knows. And then, I put it in my mouth and it was a moment of pure and mass internal destruction. Did I eat a cockroach? No, I ate a green thing, that on a normal basis should and could not possibly be considered "food."
Note to the people from FEAR FACTOR: I have a new item for you: Christmas Fruitcake. Yea. DO IT. DO IT! :)