im home!!!
well so this is how my weekend went...
friday:
left my house about 8 to head to lisas and get her and jay... left and got gas and was on our way to georgia.
on the way the directions lisa got us told us to get off 75 to 94 then 96 then back to 75. i didnt think it was worth the going out of the way but we did it anyway got turned around and didnt get back to 75 for about a half hour or so...
on the way was pretty good... jay slept like the entire time and me and lisa caught up on our lives. had a pretty good time too... we are the biggest dorks when we get together. im driving straight 13 1/2 hours and had about 6 energy drinks so i was so hyper. we listened to barbie girl like a thousand times and it never got old haha... went through ohio, west virginia, viginia, north carolina, south carolina then across georgia. all because lisas directions were gay and i told her taking 75 straight down would be best. we were in ohio forever and i thought we got to w.v finally and we wound up stopping for gas and when i asked the guy what state we were in hes like ohio... lame.... so then i went to the bathroom and broke the toilet. i just left and got in the car... when we got back on the freeway 1/4 mile up was w.v lmao... every state is really boring in the night theres nothing really to see. when we were going through the virginias we got hit with some massive fog. i could see shit ahead of me but continued to go 80. im a rebel haha. then the carolinas i dont really remember much about. oh we had like no radio stations which blowed and we wound up stopping at this channel called the music and intelligence channel... the guy would like tell us facts during commercials and one was to not stare directly at the sun.. no shit right... and something about sneezing when you look at the sun being a relfex of a sort...
saturday: then georgia. so we get to augusta mall and the plan was to meet chris there and then go to the hotel so i could sleep. well next thing i know i fall asleep waiting for chris to get a cab off base and next thing i know lisas waking me up by pinching me poking me pouring water on me... yelling at the top of her lungs in my ear to wake up and go into the mall... im exhausted so i go back to sleep about to beat her ass if i dont. next thing i know i kinda wake up again and i hear chris and they want me to get up... finally they leave and i get up and change in my car then go into the mall... after about an hour we go to the hotel where i lay down wanting to already leave and come home... after texting bobby for a few i fall asleep then wake up to my phone ringing with a private number... left a v.m and i listen to it and its chad being funny or whatever haha... then go back to sleep... they tried to wake me up when the party was going on but i wasnt budging.... i heard at one point jay say theres no ghb in this drink i cant taste anything, and then chris saying morgan wake up we have date rape drinks.date rape drinks! they told me later when i woke up that jay tried to feed me beer and pizza and get me up but couldnt. i guess some guy came into the room while i was sleeping and was like why is she still not awake and jay said thats because i slipped her a roofie... haha right? anywho... i wake up about midnight and expect the party to still be going on but everyone is sleeping... how lame... so i sneak out go to my car and chill there for a while calling random people that will answer there phone for me. then i went "sightseeing" augusta and i swear to you all they have is waffle houses gas stations and tattoo parlors... no joke. so that got boring went back to the room and jay and chris woke up. jay and i went on a mission to find a microwave for our pizza and when we got to the kitchen of the main office there was this huge cake back there... jay and i took like half of it and shoved it in our pizza box... then the security guard came and watched us and we left. then i realized that i left my phone in there so i went back but forgot to get forks for the cake.. it was great though... then watched some x games with jay and saw danny way fuck his shit up bad and then some of that ray movie. jay says the funniest thing to see ever would be a track team of midgets with the hurdles and pole jumps and long jumps and all that with there stubby legs lmao... then back to sleep....
sunday: so lisa wakes me up to shower b.c we have to leave the hotel soon... i wake up and shower and all of that. housekeeping there was really rude... they just walked in without saying anything. so the second time they walk in and were walking out chris goes "housekeeping twice?" haha had to be there... then a long convo about housekeepers being whores and "fluffing your pillow". then jay asked the question is it really sex if you dont get off and all of us agreed but lisa. so then we got into the whole reborn again virgin and jay and i realized that we were both getting really close to that... how sad... then we got up to leave and i stole a pillow and a bible. lisa said its a moral sin but then chris asked if i felt bad about it and i said no so he said its not... i was wondering if it works the same for rapists and killers and such hmm. we go to the mall and walk around for a little then i got some shoe laces from hot topic to go with my new etnies im getting soon... tried to get james something but couldnt. then we went to the arcade and they had DDR!!!!! jay and i played for like an hour straight, it was amazing. i kicked some ass on there. then some guy got on after us and did like a super hard song and got it... all i could say was holy shit. then we went to kb toys and chris bought this fake sword thing for 50 cents and kept hitting jay with it saying its just a childrens toy jay dont get upset lol. we went outside again and got to talking about having kids and everyone said they want a boy before a girl b/c its better and i said hey i was a boy before a girl... not the best choice of words... so i let my little guy poke out and say hi haha... then they told everyone walking by i was playing with myself. then some lady with a baby was standing kinda by us and jay goes so onion do you hit your kid... hes like yeah i beat the shit outta him when he deserves it especially when he smokes my weed and just kept going on... the lady looked like she was gonna go off on them it was hilarious. we leave and have to drive chris back to base. we have beer in the car so im like uhh we could get in trouble for this... but we get in and they search the car... well i couldnt find my i.d. at first so they were gonna search me. needless to say i was scared.. then dropped him off and went on our way home. so were making good time and then it starts to rain like super hard and i can barely see the road. then traffic comes to a dead stop and we see all these fire trucks ambulances and cops coming from ahead... we had to sit there forever as they cleared the accident... then somehow about 20 mins of sitting there we realize the 2 cars in front of us got in an accident... what morons. ppl are going backwards up the down ramp it was funny. we were standing on the top of the blazer and having fun in the rain haha. so then we start to move after forever and well we thought it was like a 2 car accident but then as were driving we see 8 cars crashed against the wall, then 10 more, then 6 more, then another 4, then about another 6... it wound up being a huge pile up... craziness. then finally to 75 but gas is needed. so we get to a gas station and i see this toy in the window thats called choke the chicken.. so i go to it and grab its neck and go up and down motion... lmfao i choked a chicken. then more driving and stuff... jay and i messed with the radio for a long ass time... more driving energy drinks and boring stuff. umm i entertained them with my singing for sooo long... it was great... kelly clarkson, michael jackson, mariah carey, and a whole bunch other... they were laughing theyre asses off... then finally michigan and our gay ass drivers... i played frogger with the freeway and i won... im the greatest at frogger haha... then lisas then home to check computer stuff and then finally to bond with my comfy bed... now getting in the shower and off to work
p.s energy drinks are like asparagus, they make your pee smell really bad... oh and they turn it neon yellow... haha
friday:
left my house about 8 to head to lisas and get her and jay... left and got gas and was on our way to georgia.
on the way the directions lisa got us told us to get off 75 to 94 then 96 then back to 75. i didnt think it was worth the going out of the way but we did it anyway got turned around and didnt get back to 75 for about a half hour or so...
on the way was pretty good... jay slept like the entire time and me and lisa caught up on our lives. had a pretty good time too... we are the biggest dorks when we get together. im driving straight 13 1/2 hours and had about 6 energy drinks so i was so hyper. we listened to barbie girl like a thousand times and it never got old haha... went through ohio, west virginia, viginia, north carolina, south carolina then across georgia. all because lisas directions were gay and i told her taking 75 straight down would be best. we were in ohio forever and i thought we got to w.v finally and we wound up stopping for gas and when i asked the guy what state we were in hes like ohio... lame.... so then i went to the bathroom and broke the toilet. i just left and got in the car... when we got back on the freeway 1/4 mile up was w.v lmao... every state is really boring in the night theres nothing really to see. when we were going through the virginias we got hit with some massive fog. i could see shit ahead of me but continued to go 80. im a rebel haha. then the carolinas i dont really remember much about. oh we had like no radio stations which blowed and we wound up stopping at this channel called the music and intelligence channel... the guy would like tell us facts during commercials and one was to not stare directly at the sun.. no shit right... and something about sneezing when you look at the sun being a relfex of a sort...
saturday: then georgia. so we get to augusta mall and the plan was to meet chris there and then go to the hotel so i could sleep. well next thing i know i fall asleep waiting for chris to get a cab off base and next thing i know lisas waking me up by pinching me poking me pouring water on me... yelling at the top of her lungs in my ear to wake up and go into the mall... im exhausted so i go back to sleep about to beat her ass if i dont. next thing i know i kinda wake up again and i hear chris and they want me to get up... finally they leave and i get up and change in my car then go into the mall... after about an hour we go to the hotel where i lay down wanting to already leave and come home... after texting bobby for a few i fall asleep then wake up to my phone ringing with a private number... left a v.m and i listen to it and its chad being funny or whatever haha... then go back to sleep... they tried to wake me up when the party was going on but i wasnt budging.... i heard at one point jay say theres no ghb in this drink i cant taste anything, and then chris saying morgan wake up we have date rape drinks.date rape drinks! they told me later when i woke up that jay tried to feed me beer and pizza and get me up but couldnt. i guess some guy came into the room while i was sleeping and was like why is she still not awake and jay said thats because i slipped her a roofie... haha right? anywho... i wake up about midnight and expect the party to still be going on but everyone is sleeping... how lame... so i sneak out go to my car and chill there for a while calling random people that will answer there phone for me. then i went "sightseeing" augusta and i swear to you all they have is waffle houses gas stations and tattoo parlors... no joke. so that got boring went back to the room and jay and chris woke up. jay and i went on a mission to find a microwave for our pizza and when we got to the kitchen of the main office there was this huge cake back there... jay and i took like half of it and shoved it in our pizza box... then the security guard came and watched us and we left. then i realized that i left my phone in there so i went back but forgot to get forks for the cake.. it was great though... then watched some x games with jay and saw danny way fuck his shit up bad and then some of that ray movie. jay says the funniest thing to see ever would be a track team of midgets with the hurdles and pole jumps and long jumps and all that with there stubby legs lmao... then back to sleep....
sunday: so lisa wakes me up to shower b.c we have to leave the hotel soon... i wake up and shower and all of that. housekeeping there was really rude... they just walked in without saying anything. so the second time they walk in and were walking out chris goes "housekeeping twice?" haha had to be there... then a long convo about housekeepers being whores and "fluffing your pillow". then jay asked the question is it really sex if you dont get off and all of us agreed but lisa. so then we got into the whole reborn again virgin and jay and i realized that we were both getting really close to that... how sad... then we got up to leave and i stole a pillow and a bible. lisa said its a moral sin but then chris asked if i felt bad about it and i said no so he said its not... i was wondering if it works the same for rapists and killers and such hmm. we go to the mall and walk around for a little then i got some shoe laces from hot topic to go with my new etnies im getting soon... tried to get james something but couldnt. then we went to the arcade and they had DDR!!!!! jay and i played for like an hour straight, it was amazing. i kicked some ass on there. then some guy got on after us and did like a super hard song and got it... all i could say was holy shit. then we went to kb toys and chris bought this fake sword thing for 50 cents and kept hitting jay with it saying its just a childrens toy jay dont get upset lol. we went outside again and got to talking about having kids and everyone said they want a boy before a girl b/c its better and i said hey i was a boy before a girl... not the best choice of words... so i let my little guy poke out and say hi haha... then they told everyone walking by i was playing with myself. then some lady with a baby was standing kinda by us and jay goes so onion do you hit your kid... hes like yeah i beat the shit outta him when he deserves it especially when he smokes my weed and just kept going on... the lady looked like she was gonna go off on them it was hilarious. we leave and have to drive chris back to base. we have beer in the car so im like uhh we could get in trouble for this... but we get in and they search the car... well i couldnt find my i.d. at first so they were gonna search me. needless to say i was scared.. then dropped him off and went on our way home. so were making good time and then it starts to rain like super hard and i can barely see the road. then traffic comes to a dead stop and we see all these fire trucks ambulances and cops coming from ahead... we had to sit there forever as they cleared the accident... then somehow about 20 mins of sitting there we realize the 2 cars in front of us got in an accident... what morons. ppl are going backwards up the down ramp it was funny. we were standing on the top of the blazer and having fun in the rain haha. so then we start to move after forever and well we thought it was like a 2 car accident but then as were driving we see 8 cars crashed against the wall, then 10 more, then 6 more, then another 4, then about another 6... it wound up being a huge pile up... craziness. then finally to 75 but gas is needed. so we get to a gas station and i see this toy in the window thats called choke the chicken.. so i go to it and grab its neck and go up and down motion... lmfao i choked a chicken. then more driving and stuff... jay and i messed with the radio for a long ass time... more driving energy drinks and boring stuff. umm i entertained them with my singing for sooo long... it was great... kelly clarkson, michael jackson, mariah carey, and a whole bunch other... they were laughing theyre asses off... then finally michigan and our gay ass drivers... i played frogger with the freeway and i won... im the greatest at frogger haha... then lisas then home to check computer stuff and then finally to bond with my comfy bed... now getting in the shower and off to work
p.s energy drinks are like asparagus, they make your pee smell really bad... oh and they turn it neon yellow... haha