awesome "Fifty Shades" reviews

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I admit, I've read the first two books of the "Fifty Shades" trilogy (first one out of curiosity, second because a co-worker goaded me into it). I gave only a brief review on Goodreads for both because, well, I was so angry after reading the first and I wasn't feeling much less annoyed after the second, and words seriously failed me at the epic badness of these books. But someone has done an AWESOME job of reviewing those first two (and the third, but I'm going to force myself to read the last book before I read the review because I don't want to be spoiled on the awesome badness of the third book...and I'm a completionist so I can't not read the last one ;-P). So I thought I'd share.

Oh, fair warning, don't drink or eat anything while reading these reviews because you will seriously do many spittakes.

'Fifty Shades of Grey' review by Katrina Lumsden
'Fifty Shades Darker' review by Katrina Lumsden